I travel a lot to shithole towns and sometimes the only restaurant open past 8 pm is Applebees. It’s not great but I just shrug and go with it. Food that’s bland and warm and consistent coast to coast.

I once told an office of British expats that both Pulp and Blur were one hit wonders in North America. You’d think I told them the Earth was flat going by their reactions. 

Please observe the “Democrat” politician (Democratus Politicius) in its natural habitat. If you are slightly myopic, you might not be able to clearly distinguish the defining characteristics from the more moderate members of the Republican politician (Moderatus Insanicus Politicius). But rest assured: with sufficient…

Pretty sure that’s a Cotton staffer.

“I certainly have shown [veterans] more respect than posters here show Senator Cotton.”

It’s literally McLovin’s outfit from Superbad

I’m shocked that a member of Trump’s inner circle has an active warrant for his arrest. Truly shocked.

I am a veteran. Fuck Tom Cotton.

Veteran here, Tom Cotton is a fragile little bitch scared of letters from grandmas.

26 currently serving Congressional Democrats are also veterans. What respect have you shown them?

God, right? I don’t mind a troll, but a troll who won’t put in a little EFFORT? THAT’S insulting.

CHRIST is this lazy trolling.

Being a veteran doesn’t absolve one of being an asshole.

In a related story with a different outcome, I watched The Neverending Story with my daughter recently. She liked it, but her main unanswered question was why was the horse so sad, and why would they put that in a kids movie. So some things are eternal.

It is so funny to read this today, because there was some Saved by the Bell on this past weekend and I asked my pre-teen son to watch a few episodes with me. I watched and enjoyed the show regularly like a lot of my generation, and I wanted my son to see what was big when I was around his age.

I don’t know if Recognitions even believes what they write, as much as they just really really want to be their idea of RIGHT, which often manifests as taking easy positions, and then willfully misinterpreting anyone who disagrees with them. It’s painfully performative, and I often wonder what they get from it other…

Oh here we go.

“accuses commentariat of rape” = “doesn’t agree with recognitions 100% of the time” 

Hey man, you made your hay being an insufferable internet personality. Don’t get angry with me for picking up what you were putting down.

I’m so excited for this video. I’m so excited! I’m so... scared?