Sat on a jury involving WMATA police abuse of TASERs. This incident isn’t about TASERs and the headline is misleading (probably on purpose). This is about someone fighting with a police officer trying to do their job.

The dirty secret is that there’s nothing behind the curtain at all.

I love going to the train station to see which of the two Subways inside is offering better prices today.

Err, no. It exists for a judge in a bench trial where they have to determine Matters of Fact as well as Matters of Law.

My mouth started watering like I was one of Pavlov’s well-fed Korean dogs.

They’ve gone too far! Food in bowls!?

THIS IS THE DEEP STATE. REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE AND WE WILL FIND YOU. ATTEMPT TO FLEE AND YOU WILL DISAPPEAR.

Only thing Karl Malone likes more than NASCAR is fishing.

You can see just how tired of Hillary’s shit Bill is in this picture. Incredible.

*slams Mooch button repeatedly*

People who seek power are frequently the worst. We’re going to have to come to accept this or find another way to govern ourselves.

I kind of suspect he has Prime.

Are you doubting the entire business model of the Wheel of Time TV series/movies/radio shows that we’re all apparently clamoring for even though everyone’s still busy waiting for GoT’s next season?

Welp, looks like the riots are off.

You can always insist, but people aren’t obliged to.

Count on Clintons if losing toss-ups is your political aim!

You do realize Bill is the genius in that family, right? Like legit genius.

In fairness America doesn’t consider North African Arabs to be different from Caucasians.

That shit was incredible. Most incredible was the way a lot of ostensibly intelligent women who also happened to be Baby Boomers ate that shit up. They loved it. Meanwhile reality was like “Who farted?”

You mean the (checks) 9th worst president and sinking?