In fairness the average office leaks like the White House. But nobody really gives a shit.

I’m fairly certain Israel can’t hear you over the sound of all of these rounds of ammo being fired. Nor will they bother to pretend they do ever again.

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

I am delighted to learn that you are amused.

One hopes that everyone is being mindful of the myth that is the central thesis of what it means to be Slavic: the magical fish.

If these guys weren’t dead, a lot of people would be outraged. But considering that they are dead, it’s only a few people.

You prefer dry humor to slapstick humor, we get it.

“Safe, boring,” what, were you just going to choose adjectives used to describe Schumer?

I really have nothing to say here. This is good news. Not great news. But it’s better than hearing “we’ve already figured out how to tie in the end of RotJ to the beginning of the show!”

I’m sorry I heard Starbucks is now a public restroom. Is that correct?

My biggest problem with keto is that it begins to burn off my lean mass as well. I’m not looking for it to cure cancer (although I wouldn’t hate that), just help me keep inflammation and weight down.

Drop-bears are koalas that are trying to kill you. Which, for the record, is almost all of them.

This is a terrible tragedy. However, 7 people is like...the minimum daily number of drop-bear related deaths, isn’t it?

Dirty secret: all alcohol is boxed at one point or another.

Would you like to go for another rhetorical fallacy?

Just going to Home Depot makes me love capitalism less.

This is full CYA; the major corps that own these outlets are concerned that there will be a groundswell of political energy around an anti-corruption movement. Yes, folks who live/work/subsist in the metro DC are aware that access is a polite way of phrasing “purchasing power” but for a lot of Americans this is…

I think it was in the top bar for me; I wasn’t coming in from outside kinjaverse.

I have a friend who works at EA Sports right now (he belongs to big EA as a “slot in” coder normally and has worked all over for them) and he has noted that seeing how the sausage is made has made him less interested in playing Madden ever again. His job is normally to come in and correct mistakes in the underlying…

First off: Trump has done a lot of truly heinous things, but this may be his most villainous act.