At least as of Enterprise there's still Catholicism and Buddhism on Earth. In Balance of Terror Kirk begins his wedding speech referencing "our many beliefs."

My friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time, he gets it from his butcher!

Phew. I thought they were publishing a picture of the prophet Muhammad and his wife.

The Lady Gaga episode was written by the cast of FOX News when someone asked "Hey, what's 'Glee'?"

Swartzwelder seems more like the kind to communicate through hobo signs than Twitter.

Ask this SCIENTICIAN.

Of course this article would come out on the day Dom DeLuise died, too.

Isn't saying that only black people are able to shoot guns even MORE racist?

"Everything he wrote about the gags" WAS the review. And he clearly didn't even watch the episode closely enough, since every third word was about the alligator and the frogs, but a cursory glance would notice that the alligator's lips weren't moving. Either this is some sort of *ahem* "magic alligator", or it was…

Slow down, bums don't have to move too fast,
They get to go at their own pace
Just knockin' down the loafers at work,
Lookin' for sugar and feelin' groooooovy

Ugh, there's still people insane and/or masochistic enough to use GNOME *plus* .rpm? I have an entire sophomore year at college spent putting more time into satisfying conflicting dependencies than getting laid to show for *that* brilliant idea!

I haven't seen Dads, but it must be good: Fox has aired as many episodes of it as it did Firefly.

I'm pretty sure the hardware store around here sells fishing tackle.

I've actually been to an Amish market when the power went out. Had to wait 25 minutes until they got their generator going before they could work their slicers, scales, cash registers, and ceiling fans.

Since very little of the water in the Pennsylvania-Ohio-Indiana rust belt has anything in the way natural salinity, it actually only needs to hit 32°, which isn't that uncommon five months out of the year.

Two words: bronco trolleys.

Or we could quit bein' a buncha artsy-***s and just admit that three-camera sitcoms are the only intellectually honest form of the medium.

The filename after the last slash on the sign was just ".jpeg". Were I the signtologist, I would have assumed that string was intended to be parsed literally, too, since the only other option — a hidden text file presumably containing a list of all the jpegs in the directory — would be even more ludicrous.

LOVE the Drake!

I think I'll skip South Park. If I want to see something blend "The History Channel with extraterrestrials", I'll just watch the farce currently masquerading as The History Channel.