And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou depress the Holy Clutch Pedal. Then shalt thou count to six, no more, no less. Six shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be six. Seven shalt thou not count, neither count thou five, excepting that thou then proceed to six. Eight is…
Have you ever been in a car and had to take a shit so bad that you start to have an existential crisis? You stet to wonder what time is, really, and who you are as a person? Am I the type of civilized human that is willing to show up at this party with poo-pants? How much willpower do I truly have? This happened to me…
Yeah, but if I understand electricity right, electricity will find the lowest point (and this is why we call our asses “bottoms”). The electricity will then circle around the ring again and again like a burning ring of fire (like Johnny Cash described) until the voltage dissipates. The butthole’s charge probably ran…
*radiator dumps coolant*
*HISS* *GROWL*
Scram kid, don’t you see I’m trying to work here??
I never though of territorial marking as submissive.
Alternatively, you park next to the biggest car in the lot and leave a submissive oil leak so everyone knows you’re their bitch.
It's all the worse because it was Elvis's yips that just about single-handedly killed our playoff run last year, but he's still gonna get paid, and Desmond isn't.
Looks like a powered decent... A close look at the picture at the top of the article shows the leading edges of the rotor pointing down at full tilt... My guess would be a failure of rotor head at the swash plate causing a quick loss of altitude... From there it’s decending into its own rotor wash and accelerates…
If that shot had come up about 20 yards short, we would have had a case of Marky Mark and the Chunky Punch.
I’ll show myself out.
Tyler,
I’m in no way absolving him of his actions. Nor does race have anything to do with this. (But nice try.) As I understand it the Rice and Hardy incidents were isolated and without precedent. Furthermore, I haven’t come upon a story where Rice and Hardy’s family members feared they would one day self-destruct or be…
You’re an idiot. It’s evident he suffers from mental illness and substance dependance – both horrifically challenging and terribly difficult to beat. These are diseases of the body. While it’s absolutely awful and unacceptable his maladies have now negatively impacted and hurt people around him, you clearly know fuck…
You’ve heard of free weights? Well, let me introduce you to free range weights.
Pretty much the weightlifting equivalent of when I have sex; plenty of talk beforehand, a good show of confidence, a decent build up, use of a rubber... and then unintelligible grunts before everything slips out and I’m getting laughed at after a spectacular fail.
Congratulations! You can find a lot of good stuff on Ebay from pre-90s Sesame Street. I loved finding the earlier version of the Sesame Street Dictionary. It’s full of funny jokes written in small print. And the Sesame Street Encyclopedia set can be accumulated in dribs and drabs. Hard to find but beloved by my kids…
Can you get DVDs of old school 80s and 90s Sesame Street and Mr Rogers?
