Holy shit...I literally couldn't breath for about 30 seconds cause I was laughing uncontrollably.

I somehow managed to get the one cat on the entire planet that does not give one shit about lazer pointers...

I picked the book up for the first time about 5 years ago...I started at 8am in the morning and didnt stop reading for about 18 hours until I had finished =)

"As Christian puts it, the Vietnam soldiers have turned into Starship Troopers warriors."

Except Comcast has insurance for exactly this sort of situation.

This my friend...is the face or someone who will "physically bea[t] someone so severely as to cause their death."

Flip-flops are defiantly what I would have chosen to wear if I was going to be placed behind bullet proof glass and shot at.

That...actually makes perfect sense...scarey really, how simple it all was.

Close...but chocolate chip waffles are required not just plain old regular waffles.

Why is there no way of increasing the volume on these videos?

Why is Adventure Time not on NetFlix? =(

What we need here is a Mako powered airship.

Fight the good fight Bill.

I heard that God had more of a slice to his swings then a hook...just saying.

Nope, Silver Hawks.

OMG....i really want this to be true...

So...would it completely blow Alyssa's mind to know that my wife and I met at a card shop, both still play @ FNM, and both enjoy playing WoW together in a progressive raiding guild?

See the tag that says Politics at the top of the article?

Its OK Mr Uneducated Terrorist!!!

This is why I have a 20lb Maine Coon/Bombay mix.