Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

We can’t even talk about all the white on white crime in these videos because of PC culture SMDH.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

That’s still a step up from scrapple.

“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

When the Seahawks won the Superbowl the following morning news had a story on how many people were jaywalking. Seattle is so lame.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Except a strip sack won them the game

I LOVE YOU ALL

Well, that means they are going to have to ship all those Patriots Super Bowl Champions t-shirts somewhere in the third world, like South Boston.

“Look, if the Rebels blow up the Death Star they’re just gonna brag about it, so I’m rooting for the Empire.”

“But not my pissant daughter.”

“...and I’d really like to thank my son.”

I would give that button chest compressions and CPR.

Brady throws a pick-6 to end the game on their first OT possession.

The precise level of intelligence is described as, I believe, “slightly above average for a cop.”