I suppose, yes. I guess my paranoia was a bit funny.

Destiny. Gonna put my Imago Loop with Outlaw, Firefly and Will of Light to good use.

There is the fact that Hillary supported a bogus war that killed thousands of Americans, tens of thousands of Iraqi, cost trillions and helped set up ISIS. I mean we could do this all day, right?

If you think fighting against liberals is miserable, wait until you’re fighting against conservatives.

Another person with significant ties to New York is, of course, one Donald J. Trump, who was greeted rapturously the other night by a crowd of Long Islanders. More than 15,000 people are said to have attended.

All the people who get all pissy at others for “bringing race into it” are bringing race into it

I’m not sure ‘we only raised these horses to brutally risk their lives’ is a strong argument for it.

I will give this a star if you fix the first line in the next six minutes.

“What duress IDK mean?”

This is really messed up. I'm on the corner where it happened. People are saying it was a fender bender that got heated. I was here when they took his wife away on a stretcher. She was yelling for Will. Really tragic.

It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.

Step 1: Reject global capitalism and join the revolution.

Obligatory comment pointing out the need for a comma between the interjection and the word “man” there. Unless you’re in fact advocating arson while engaging in intercourse with a dude in which case, please pardon the interruption.

I’m a landlord (one unit) and roommates have a tendency to not realize the rent isn’t changing if one of their roomies bails. I don’t care who is writing the check... the whole amount, please.

What if I skin the Vanished Roommate and sleep inside his carcass on the street like he was a Tauntaun? Do I still have to pay rent?

Is the “other roommate” Denton and is the share of the “rent” you guys need $140 million?

“It’s wrong to force a friend to continue paying rent in a city he no longer lives in:”

Not to be confused with my Chinese bathroom remodeling company “Caulk Asians”

Only one died.... poor Manny Bothans :(

Just gotta give props to whoever is lifting the hot takes dudes out of the grays to get pummeled.