1987 and no.

LOL go ahead and defend gamers on the internet. Enjoy your gamergating.

Same as my kinja. Looking forward to your work.

Yup!

Gotcha. Kudos to you for taking up the mantle of the thankless task that is editing my shitty kinja comments. You’ve done so well that I’d like you to edit my shitty tweets, as well.

You see, that’s because the combination of hoppy beer and Indian food coming out like a thick paste fifteen minutes after you ingested it was the worst fucking vomit imaginable. Thus, the details of my story were very relevant to the point I was trying to make, until someone came along and thought to nitpick me with…

Sorry, bro. It was actually twelve Bud heavies and, uh, McDonald’s. Better?

Last Friday I had four Six Point Resin double IPAs and an order of naan and rogan josh from the nearby Indian joint.

“I am your OG and will be respected as such!” - Kanye

It’s Maro-whack that Marowak isn’t #1.

Welcome to adult food.

Deadspin rookie. This has been known.

I thought the same thing. It just seemed so...fitting.

Disliking popular things on the internet does not make you more interesting.

It doesn’t matter, which is why he’s presumably being prosecuted for his actions.

Philly sports talk radio keeps framing this as if McCoy sucker punched a uniformed cop or something and it’s kind of astounding.

Serious question: why does it matter that they were cops? They were off duty. I don’t get why it’s being trumpeted as such a relative fact. I mean, I get why it’s being made to be such a big deal by the police themselves, but I think it’s pretty bullshitty. It’s not like McCoy and his crew were beating up cops next to…

Holy shit, that’s what Xcom 2 looks like? It looks a thousand times better than the previous game.

Thank you for demonstrating exactly why I wouldn’t move there.

My opinion is that tacos aren’t a part of soup.