??? That’s not true, at all. Except for the sniper part.

Generally speaking, the dominance theory of dog training has been thoroughly debunked by animal behaviorists and scientists, so that is not correct.

Ooooo you and your dog as so tough! I enjoy the irony of you calling my dog feral, yet telling me that your dog will attack mine if it thinks its necessary.

I agree with everything you just said. That’s standard, common-sense dog part etiquette.

No, because dogs can only copulate while a female dog is in heat. Otherwise, penetration isn’t possible. Sorry!

Dog’s hump due to excitement, pent-up energy, or nervousness. It’s not usually sexual, so who knows what’s up with your dog.

Yeah, I’d be mad if you fucked with my dog. You’re at a dog park and dogs hump. Not saying you have to let your dog get humped but you also can’t be indignant that it happened. People really don’t have any clue as to what constitutes normal dog behavior/body language and what it means.

**sigh** Thanks, Nick, for this branded video content. Goddamn it.

“I will fight every f****t here.” - Riley Cooper, probably.

You wouldn’t last long before being found out at Target. Target schedules what is essentially a skeleton crew at all times. If you think they have enough employees working concurrently to blend in and not get noticed then you don’t know how retail works.

I second Bradford. Check out his recent goofy mustache-that-a-tween-grows and his long fucking sleeves on his jersey. WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING SLEEVES, BRADFORD?

The man’s right. Punctuation goes inside quotation marks. “You’re an idiot,” he said.

So I just started playing Hearthstone and I have no idea where to start learning what to do. Any tips/resources for a beginner?

This asshole just called Riley Cooper elite unironically and got 14 other idiots to like his comment. What a time to be alive.

It’s my birthday today. All I want for my birthday is for Riley Cooper to finally lose his job.

Newsflash: all the Star Wars movies mirror each other quite closely. Specifically, The Phantom Menace mirrors Return of the Jedi, Attach of the Clones mirrors The Empire Strikes Back, and Revenge of the Sith mirrors A New Hope. Read this and have that little mind blown. You’re welcome for the education.

It was and still is unlike anything else I’ve ever experienced in gaming.

We might be siblings.

Raisins and goat cheese are pretty standard fare for a salad. I’m not sure why this is so weird to you. Do you live in the Midwest?

GIVE ME MY MASS EFFECT MOVIE NAO!