I have Brand New lyrics on my left shoulder because I’m cool like that. My ex-girlfriend copied me and got the same thing on her foot, so I ended up with matching tattoos with my ex-girlfriend. I got the last laugh, though, because they misspelled hers.

Friend me and I’ll add you to clan chat!

No joke, our clan really needs some Defender Titans for raiding. Currently I’m the only one. Add me Arctic_16 on PSN and let me know you’re the dude from Kotaku! I’ll add you to clan chat and that’s that.

This game, man. It’s become the only game I’ve really put any time into for the past year. I’ve met some great friends, and had some great moments, and now that TTK is out I can’t stop playing.

Skydiving. White people activities, as I like to say.

I’ve loved raiding with blues on. Makes it feel very VoG-ish.

I think what’s wrong with it is that you’re not supposed to get that many exotics that fast.

If you notice, that comment is dated 9/26/14, so this was only a comment on vanilla Destiny. Yes, I have played TTK. My light level is currently 298.

We loaded into it at 1:05 and signed off at 8. We downed the first boss but that's it. We didn't use any guides or strategies, purely worked our way through it blindly. Nabbed me a fusion rifle and sniper rifle so far!

I absolutely adore this movie.

Arctic_16 . Put in the friend request that you’re from Kotaku. I’ll be happy to run you through whatever you want. I also lead a clan, if you’re looking for a steady group of people to run with.

If you're on PS4 I'll run it with you. I Sherpa people all the time.

Yeah, you’re a fool. Every time he’s cut, I get aroused. Fuck Tebow.

Chip said they’re going to add a third QB soon. Roster is at 52 for that reason. Rumor is he wants Christian Ponder.

That’s what you get for being a Celtics fan. Now back to Deadspin with you!

Should have been a more mature teenager, then!

Andy Reid, Pete Carroll, Chip Kelly and Belichek are the coaches that are also GMs and have final say over the roster.

Pinkham, you always show up in random comments sections where I least expect you.

The lore is some of the best around. Shame it doesn’t translate to the game.

That’s what you get for going to Towson.