Fuck the Patriots but this is spot-on.

Boston Police Department used Search Warrant.

Twitch is weird. The first time I ever used it was for the House of Wolves Destiny stream. Since then, I’ve watched some Destiny streamers here and there when I can while at work, but never outside of it. I can’t imagine going home and just watching Twitch.

This comment legitimately made me laugh out loud.

I swear to god, if they don’t make the playoffs this year, I will personally kill Chip Kelly.

It’s like rooting for Sisyphus.

I live in the area. It’s never happened to me, but I have had friends who have gotten busted for weed in their cars, and it’s been not actual week, but small green flakes of what was once weed. Basically, shake. The smallest, tiniest amount or if something even remotely looks like a seed will get you arrested around…

I live in the next town over. No joke, cops around here will search your car and if they find a one millimeter green flake, they’ll arrest you for having marijuana. It’s wild. It should be pointed out that it’s a very nice area with relatively low crime, so the cops really don’t have anything else to do.

Okay, this was dope. I love football, but I haven’t bought a Madden in two years. I used to buy it every year on release day. This may have pushed me over the edge and get me to buy it again.

You’re an absolute fool. He’d get scooped up in a second. Tyrod Taylor and EJ Manuel are QBs in this league, for god’s sake. You don’t think a team would take RG3 in a second?

They can teach fine, it’s basic human empathy and decency that they lack if it’s anything involving their precious football/basketball team.

I live right by here, and it’s cute when it’s a video but not as cute when the bear is twenty feet away from you in your office’s parking lot.

Call me pretentious, but yet another example of why I’m glad I went to a school that focused on, you know, learning, and not how fucking good its football team is.

Bless your heart.

Early fantasy drafts are a plague. I always push for as late a draft as possible. This year we’re having our draft Wednesday, September 9th, for exactly this reason.

Arctic_16 my man.

Are you on PS4? If you are, add me and we can do some of the social high-level stuff and get you caught up. I can’t stop playing this game, and would be happy to help out.

I just started this game last weekend. I just killed the griffin to get out of White Orchard. I explored every question mark on the map in White Orchard as per the Kotaku tips, and it felt like such a huge area already, it’s crazy that that’s only the intro area.

No. For all of you olds out there, Hlt Bull Wln Steak’s commnent is based off a Drake lyric. Or was it L’il Wayne that says it? Either way, it’s from a Drake album/song.

Your Philly bitterness is showing, my man.