Kid got a $100 jersey for free and he has the gall to say he’s scarred?!

It’s just you and me now, Davis. Just you and me...

I love how defensive people get when you criticize America. NO, BRO, IT’S THE BEST I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ANY OTHER COUNTRY BUT HISTORY SAYS SO USA USA VIETNAM NUKES COLD WAR FIGHTER JETS USA USA USA!

His name is Walter Palmer, and his practice is River Bluff Dental. Their Yelp page has already been nuked and their website is offline. Fuck this guy and fuck his business.

The entire Destiny reddit, at times, consists solely of “fix this right now why isn’t this fixed yet?!” Attempts to explain to people that that’s not how it works falls on deaf ears.

For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, the announcers are aghast at the whole thing. They initially say the penalty is an absolute shame. Then they call the referees shameless in the calls they’ve made. Then they are appalled at the Mexican fans throwing shit and the lack of security on the field; they keep asking…

This is exactly how I feel about it. The game is gorgeous, the storyline is compelling, the characters are great...but the actual gameplay is a slog. It stresses me out and I stop playing. I still haven’t beaten it (I really need to) because crawling around dark rooms full of infected sometimes just blows. I want…

I mean, you’re right. I liked Westfall, though. I also really liked Darkshore, because when I played vanilla I spent all my energy getting out of the starting Night Elf area. Then I hit Darkshore and that’s when it hit me that, holy shit, there’s literally a whole other world to explore now.

What?! Westfall was my favorite zone. The farmland, the abandoned towns, the coastline, the hills. Fantastic.

Yes! Welcome! You’re the first dipshit of the year to take this shit seriously.

Vince Staples is a fucking boss. Between him and Earl Sweatshirt, I’ve been jamming out a lot lately.

49ers fans really slide under the radar when it comes to their shittiness. Granted I am sensitive about it because I’m an Eagles fan, but still.

Not the Eagles. The fans, though...definitely.

Chip Kelly has gone 20-12 running that system while starting Michael Vick, Matt Barkley, Nick Foles, and Mark Sanchez. Eagles offense was ranked in the top 5 the last two seasons. Also, many of that offense’s concepts are used by Seattle, where Russel Wilson has won a Super Bowl.

Just once more to confirm, since I’ve gotten a ton of Kotaku friend requests, what’s your PSN again?

Hey, dude! I am up for it. On Tuesday, though, I work out after work with my girlfriend, so I won’t be on until later. I work until 4:30 EST, then I’ll probably be working out until 7, 7:30ish EST. So I won’t be on until, say, 8:30-9ish EST. If you’re on then, I’d love to run the nightfall. Let me know.

The headline is how I feel about golf at all times.

RIP kitty.

PvP was an afterthought until House of Wolves, so I’m not sure how you figured Bungie has focused on the PvP. This expansion, yeah, but before this Crucible was a joke that dropped barely any rewards. Iron Banner was the only thing PvP had going and that was once a month. And even then, meh, it’s just hardcore Control.

I like being a rebel and running Voidwalker with Nothing Manacles. That’s my current setup: all Trials armor and Nothing Manacles. Looks great! That’s my main priority with Destiny armor these days. I just want it to look good!