It was senior prom, we were 18 and off to college. I’m not saying I’m some sort of renaissance man in bed, I was just wasted. Anyway, I’m not here to convince anyone, just relaying my experience! I can’t smell Bacardi Razz to this day, honestly.

Do what I did: get a Shiba Inu! All the personality, intelligence and general “fuck you-ness” of a cat, with all the upkeep of a dog! It’s lose/lose, kind of, but at least you won’t be that random straight single dude with a cat.

True prom fucking story: Junior prom I take my girlfriend. We get back to my house and pound a bottle of Bacardi Razz (fuck you, Bacardi Razz). Then, I bend her over and tie her hands behind her back with my tie because I’m avant-garde in bed like that. All is right with the world for about a blissful minute, before I…

So being the lead character in a movie that won Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Mixing, and Best Film Editing, and also being nominated for best actor, shows us that he isn’t a leading man. Right.

Not having to know how much your parents make is a privilege of the rich, or at the very least the stable.

Yup. Everyone thinks they’re upper-middle class where I grew up. Only they lived in $1 million homes.

Yeah, they get mouthy around that age, and the puppy teeth are like little needles. Fear not! It is going to get worse before it gets better, but it does get better eventually!

Basically, yes. That’s what I tell people. The personality of a cat with all of the maintenance and upkeep of a dog. Lose/lose!

I have a Shiba. They learn fast, they just don’t care enough to listen to you once they learn a command. Akitas are similar although less obstinate and more willing to please. They’re more like traditional dogs. So, you’re right, they’re similar, but Shibas are still in a world of their own.

Dude, RNG is such a bitch. I didn’t get Fourth Horseman for five months but I’ve gotten, no bullshit, five Hawkmoons.

How about the third option, everyone hated his performance so what's the point?

As a diehard Destiny player, this is about the best characterization of it I've read.

Contrition on the internet. Don’t see that very often. Don’t worry, dude, there will be lots of dumber comments than both of ours written today!

I mean, I think I took it too far and/or didn’t express myself correctly. I think it should be taken down from official buildings and monuments. But, yes, taking it out of historical games is silly, and making it illegal would not be in the spirit of the First Amendment. That being said, I really, really for the life…

Hopefully I defend the title throughout the rest of the day.

I can’t understand the reasoning behind putting a flag of a failed rebellion over American government buildings. A rebellion which fought against the United States of America. Fine, let the rednecks fly it, but why over government buildings?

Wrong. It’s the Confederate battle flag. Their actual flag was a different one. See what I mean? Try again.

I’m quite aware of what the First Amendment does, and does not, cover. I majored in history in college, so don’t think historical concepts, context or ideas are lost on me.

I know it’s illegal, and I don’t have a problem with that. The Confederate flag should be as well. It’s the flag of a group of people that literally committed treason against the United States in the most literal sense of the word. Fuck them and their flag, it’s over, they lost.

They’re around, of course, not omitted entirely, but a lot of games do the sneaky iron cross substitution for the most part.