This is an accurate description. Made me mildly cringe, not going to lie.

I started reading this when I saw it on Twitter but then was left aghast when I saw there are FIVE pages in the thread. I stopped after that.

Someone was spamming looking for a Warlock in a LFG chat and I joined a group that was trying to pull this off. It worked. Took us two tries but I got Black Hammer off Crota! It's patently absurd but I'll take the loot.

Wow, apparently you do. It's sitting at the title screen right now saying "Connecting to the Dragon Age servers..." This is some bullshit right here.

Oh, right. Now I remember one of the reasons why I've had an Xbox the last two generations. PSN being down apparently means I can't even connect to the Dragon Age servers so I can't even play my single-player game? This is absurd. Why can Microsoft have Xbox Live up in relatively short order and not Sony with PSN?

I laughed so hard.

Is FTL only for iPads? Would it work on an iPhone 6? Honestly, I kind of hope it wouldn't because if I can get FTL on my phone I will never stop playing it ever.

Is FTL only for iPads? Would it work on an iPhone 6? Honestly, I kind of hope it wouldn't because if I can get FTL…

In an effort to make good on the troubled launch of the Xbox One's Halo: The Master Chief Collection, Microsoft announced today that they're giving anyone who played the game some free stuff, including a copy of an upcoming remastered version of Halo 3: ODST.

I just put on "All of Me." How dare you!

Hahahaha Young Thug on "Lifestyle." I get my hair cut at a local barbershop because it's awesome and they blast rap and do sick fades. Anyway, this song is my barber's pet peeve. Every time it comes on the entire place will begin wailing unintelligibly to impersonate Young Thug cuz WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING?! …

Ugh, yeah dude. Fucking loved Owen. Sports games coverage just isn't the same without him. I can't confirm it, but I have always suspected it was he who starred me for the first time, back in the day.

Yup. Either something went on between them, something happened just with her, or she's with someone else. Things don't just tank like that for no reason.

Are you serious? The man doesn't have a girlfriend, he has a roommate that he's had sex with a few times in the last year.

My favorite video on the internet, hands down.

That's what she said! Are we dating?

I told my girlfriend that she'd be getting some nail polish and a carton of cigarettes. This keeps expectations low and allows me to forgo nice wrapping paper. Work smarter, not harder!

I'd like to say that as a casual player (I've only run VoG four times: got two shaders and a ship!), I don't mind the new system. I played a decent amount last week, but not a ridiculous amount, and already have new gear in all four armor slots. I also only had to upgrade two exotics (since that's all I own) and I…

I live in New Jersey, and the de facto left lane speed limit is 80 to 85 or so in 65 MPH speed limit areas. State troopers go that fast in the left lane, I go that fast in the left lane, your grandma goes that fast in the left lane. Cops never seem to have a problem with it, people just get out of the lane to let…

Number 3 is a bitch, but otherwise I don't see the issue. I haven't played WoW in years but shit like this has been standard in MMOs like that forever. I think console gamers just aren't used treadmill games like this and they lash out, but really, it's not different from any MMO. Destiny is definitely MMO-ish, or…

New exotics being completely fresh and not upgraded is utter bullshit.