HA! What a joke. Not everyone defines themselves by their ability to procreate.

No. That was classic Deadspin. Put the outrage away.

I am both disgusted with how much of a millenial stereotype I am at times (the Uber anecdote about doing too much molly hit me right in the gut) yet glad I am off making dumb decisions and being a slave to social media instead of cleaning shit off a child in a parking lot while he gets an erection. Holy shit I don't…

Bought it on a whim because it was Telltale and I figured it would be at least decent and it was on sale. Next thing you know I'm obsessed with it. Holy shit was that a good fucking game. I still have yet to finish my beloved TWD season 2 yet I crushed Wolf Among Us. Figure that.

Shit is rough.

Did the same with my Halo and Mass Effect games and steelboxes. Traded in my 360 and got a PS4, but I could not bear to sell those.

I had it for 360 and now am going to get it for PS4. I didn't think I'd be interested or that it would be a day 1 purchase until I saw the first person mode. Sold me on it single-handedly.

Completely agree about Interstellar. I refuse to read reviews about it because I'm not going to have some dickhead critic complain about the pacing and the camera angles only to tell you at the end that it's decent. It would be all I'd think about during the movie.

Love this comment.

It's just obnoxious, and you know it is because that's how everyone reacts to your comments.

The guys has been bitching about games on here since I can remember. Literally for years.

Then talk about games you are interested. But please don't talk about games you are not interested in. Jesus fucking Christ. I've been on Kotaku since, what, '07 or '08 and you've been on here shitting on every game not deemed worthy by you since I can remember except for the few glorious months when you decided to…

That gif still blows my mind every time I watch it. The man is running 50 yards downfield with a receiver, blocking for him. Insane.

My ex-girlfriend flew into Vegas for vacation with her shithead friends and promptly went to Outback for dinner. The next morning's breakfast? Denny's. I do not miss her.

I don't even work a full 40. I usually get here a little late and leave a little early. In my last review, my manager told me she couldn't ask for someone better.

"Ranchos huevos?" I'm offended on multiple levels.

How has no one gotten the reference before? Terrible.

You don't think anyone around today was alive during segregation?

Wow, really? It's not even that bad. Get over yourselves, people.

A little disappointed in my newly-bought PS4. It's been two months and, I don't know, it doesn't feel like anything new. I thought the OS was shitty to begin with, and now this patch. With the news of the price drop for the XB1, I kind of wish I would have gotten one instead. Oh, well.