I'll take my chances with drug dealers over cops any day of the week, and I'm not even joking at all.

Yeah, only the white, middle-class Cardinals fans don't have to worry about being shot with their hands in the air randomly by a cop.

I'll be in charge of booze, you bring snacks to the meetings.

Yes! Exactly my thinking.

No? There is a point of diminishing returns as far as graphics go. I, personally, could not care less if a game is 900p or 1080p. I honestly probably couldn't tell the difference, and even if I could I wouldn't care. If I want high-end, dazzling graphics, I'll play my PC.

Don't be old.

No, we can't. I just bought a PS4 and I couldn't care less.

Do you mean Ubisoft, or all the neck beards that are upset over a resolution difference that most people don't notice with the naked eye?

Thank you. We should start a "We Are Gamers but also Reasonable People" club.

You're right! It did nullify them, because it ended the team's season.

Enjoy your mineral water and delayed release dates!

Wrong team, buddy.

I'd be willing to bet dollars to donuts you read the dating advice column every week.

No one likes baseball.

This is bad and you should feel bad.

Everyone brought the noise.

I wish I was blind after seeing her.

Fair enough. You get one gold star.

What is it you can't understand about it,

Hey, dickhead. As a former firefighter, I would like to officially inform you that steel doesn't have to melt. It will lose most of its structural integrity waaaaaay before it actually starts to melt, which is why steel-trussed roofs can and do collapse and kill firefighters every year, you fucking jackass, despite…