I miss comment ninja too. He took my star away in like 2010 and put the fear of god in me. For what it's worth, I did not deserve to have that star in the first place.

No, that wouldn't be ok with me, but I also acknowledge that it's a gradual process. Anyway, graphics on consoles always lag behind. I've been seeing quite pretty graphics on my PC for years that have already been comparable to the current generation of consoles. I don't even know why I'd have to point this out,…

I heard that! As long as it plays well. I've played fucking FTL and Civ to death, and those aren't exactly flashy games.

But heyyyy maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn, look at the lack of anti-aliasing and non-dynamic shadows, OH THE HUMANITY! How can we be expected to play such things?

Franklin really needs to get Chop fixed.

The cynicism of gamers could solve the world's energy crisis if only we could harness it! Unfortunately, we can't, but at least I find it amusing to see everyone shit all over a game they've never played before after watching nine minutes of footage (and let's be real, most people didn't sit through the whole thing,…

Right? I literally read the headline and thought to myself "whatever" and then I read "with dogs" and my next thought was "dogs, you say?" and here I am.

Holy shit. I can't believe how many people are taking the comments seriously. We're still on Deadspin, right?

So, umm, not to be that guy but I have to point out that this not being written by Burneko really threw me off.

Stop. That would end all productivity for me.

I have it on both PC and for my iPhone 5. It plays well on the iPhone, there are really no issues.

Oh, you don't make your own coconut flakes?

Wild guess, but I'd say it's because the whole point of cars like this are to gawk at them. I mean, it's not like most people will ever get to drive one, nor would they know how to properly do so even if they had the chance, so they basically become things to look at.

This IS a video game website. People get defensive about the stereotype, but make no mistake: gamers will flock to defend rape/MRA type shit/anti-feminism/gender discrimination in the industry in a fucking heartbeat.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say I agree with you 100% on this.

I don't hate it, but I don't love it. I drink one cup at work everyday because it's free, it wakes me up, and it makes me shit. But that's it. I like it purely for its practical uses. When I'm not at work, I don't drink it at all, nor would I get it myself.

Listen, I know she caters to a specific market, and that's fine. I know she lives a fairy-tale life in the Hamptons, and that's fine. But the condescension dripping in her voice when she tells you that she always makes her own chicken stock, but you can use canned if you need to, she supposes. UGH!

You've been rational and responded to my posts and have been perfectly pleasant. What I'm getting at is you took all the fun out of my snarky comment with your manners and civility, and now I want to buy a fucking vest as well.

I mean, listen, after I spent this past winter walking my dog twice a day regardless of weather, I'm all about function over form at this point. I stand by my "vest tool" comment, but I'll tell you this: I'd fucking wear one outside if it was the best option at the time.

Yeah, but wearing a vest makes you look like a tool.