10/10 would read troll again

I'm with you 100%. I RARELY get that message, and when I do it connects on the second try. Big fucking woop. But gamers are fucking stupid, so HOW DARE YOU STROKE EA AND NOT CONDEMN THEM. DON'T YOU KNOW THEY'RE THE ***WORST*** COMPANY IN AMERICA.

They had video of some Cowboys employee playing Gears of War on it when the stadium opened a couple of years ago. It's been done. This isn't the first time.

I need Xcom: Enemy Within to go on sale :( Random, I know.

My roommate has an eating disorder. He was 300 pounds in college, and he lost a lot of it in his early twenties. He's currently 25, about 180 pounds, and he looks very fit. He's not, though. He's just skinny.

Milk from pastured cows. It's usually twice as much, but I still buy it every time.

Sweet fucking Jesus. She is absolutely beautiful.

You both made me laugh out loud.

LOL this made me laugh. We should be friends.

Agreed. I appreciate knowing all possibilities were considered, but I definitely do not need that included into a game I'll be playing.

I was thinking the same thing. It looks like a very nice jailhouse tattoo, or a really shitty professional one.

Jesus, I wasn't aware that this process was comparable to applying to college. Letters of reference? A lifestyle summary? What's the essay question, again?

Blacks have a history of unbelievable levels of violence.

The reversal really was amazing in its speed.

I was thinking that as well, and it made the video really sad for me, not funny.

Shoes are my one weakness when it comes to dressing and being a functional adult. I have a decent amount, and they're nice, but only because up until I was 24 my mother would buy me shoes. It's the ONE thing I never think to buy on my own (until now). Luckily, my lovely mother was there to pick up the slack. Yeah,…

Definitely no cap. I'm newly single after many years, so I'm working out more and buying new clothes and I see myself sliding further into "bro" territory than I'd like (read: Sperrys and mint button-down, among other things), so I try to counterbalance that by gardening and cooking a lot and not being a tool and…

You're getting all sorts of shit for your comment (as we all knew you would) but I agree with you 100%. I have no sympathy for her. I do have sympathy for her orphaned child, but that doesn't erase her ill-advised decisions. I have family in Mexico. Some of my family here has discussed flying down there for…

Fuck, I just bought a mint button-down. I will probably be wearing Sperrys with it at some point :(

My ex-girlfriend called them "bimbs," pronounced "bims" and short for "bimbos."