I told the guy who posted the Dave Chappel as Rick James picture of UNITY! that he just won Kotaku for the day, but I think you may have just taken the crown.

You fucking win Kotaku for the day.

So I liked AC1 well enough, and I quite liked AC2. I haven't played any others, but I have always meant to catch up.

That sounds like a hell of a brunch, although you should have mentioned booze. Frankly, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about anything I've written, ever, and I majored in history. I've written a lot of shit.

That is a VERY good summary of MRAs.

I like how you called lacrosse boring in a comment thread that mentions baseball. Baseball is the most boring sport in American culture, but somehow it gets a complete pass on this.

Why are you so testy about football? You sound like a hipster. "FUUUUUCK that mainstream shit, maaaaan. Football, like, isn't even recognized on a global scale. When I studied abroad in Europe, no one even talked about football, and let me tell you about the time that...."

Yeah, well fuck your comment because this comment is in 970p but if I go to Kotaku it's in 1080p. I heard Polygon's comments are 4K now. And EA is the worst company in American, fuck Bioware and the Mass Effect 3 ending, and sexism in gaming doesn't exist let's stop talking about it.

I don't get it either. And these people PAY to run marathons. Honestly the whole thing blows my mind. White people.

You are 100% correct.

Your last sentence is the best summary of the situation I've read, so....yeah.

I think the kicker is that Beliebers will literally threaten people with death if they say one negative remark, even in passing, about Bieber.

Seriously, though, you do realize that half of the people at the Jersey Shore (and most of the guidos) aren't even from fucking Jersey?

You're right. It has to be one or the other. Either it's so goddamn similar that they're embarrassed to show it, since it will diminish the value of the XB1 version, or it's so much worse that showing it will shoot it in the foot before it's even released.

I'm not sure why you're here. Or why I validate you.

Not sure why I'm this deep in Jez comments, but as a dude I wanted to respond to you and say that ANY man getting hit in the crotch will be expected to detail very closely exactly where and how it felt by all his friends. Right or left ball? Did it hit the thigh? Was the shaft at all involved? Etc. etc.

I mean, yeah, I'm playing it on PC too. I'm not disputing it's better, I just am trying to say that, to me personally, it doesn't make that big of a difference. I'd be just as happy with either.

Agreed. I'm not saying PC doesn't look "better," but who fucking cares? To me the difference is negligible. Sure, gun to my head I'd say PC looks nicer and a bit crisper but it's barely noticeable.

I think that's a very good summary by you. Because you're right, Titanfall is much more limited in scope. Like you said, though, both equally awesome! Great little nutshell summary of the two you just wrote.

I think they're different moments. I play BF a good amount, and there sometimes I'll be like "Holy shit, I feel like I'm actually in a battle" when there are tanks and jeeps and choppers and jets flying around. Titanfall, to me, is more of a holy shit am I in a sci-fi movie did that really just happen type of game. …