You're being facetious and you know it. This isn't an investors'/stockholders' meeting. It's not about the financial health of each company, and their net profits or whatever financials you'd like to discuss. It's about industry buzz, market share and console sales. All of which are things that the Wii U is sorely…

As disappointing as it is for me to admit, you hit the nail on the head with that description.

I LOATHE people who don't walk their dogs. So why did you fucking get a dog in the first place? Not to be "that guy," but I've never had a dog before my current one. But I knew that my dog would be getting walked, no questions asked. My dog gets walked a minimum of twice a day on weekdays, and they're long, too. …

Ugh nooooo morning sex is the best! Granted, I'm a guy, but what's there not to like?! Bad light? Come on! You just saw each other naked last night!

Wow, I was not aware of the recast. That is AWESOME. That guy is a fucking monster. Now I'm even more excited.

LOL. I love the guy, but your comment is not far off.

Smart move.

So you think Saving Private Ryan sucks?

First of all, that other guy who responded to you WAS witty. I laughed.

I majored in history. I enjoyed this comment greatly. I am underemployed.

Yeah, Straylight Run was good, but just entirely too low-energy. Great for a rainy day spent crying, though. That sounds awesome about the Charlotte thing. I've heard it's a good city for music right now. I see a lot of bands play there nowadays.

It doesn't make me feel any better :(

Oh you bastard. You were at the fabled "Brand New opened for TBS" show. If I had a time machine, that'd probably be my first stop.

Owen, how is it possible that you are in the grays on Deadspins down here with scum like me?

They didn't report this in the post, but Philly also sold out their tickets in 3 minutes. Three fucking minutes. The other teams have no excuse.

Wow. I had no idea this happened. I see Brian tweeting all the time about hit-and-runs, so I figured it was clearly something he was passionate about, but I didn't know why. What an incredible story. Good on you, Brian! And RIP Charlie Dawg.

He's a celebrity athlete. Screw it. He gave up his right to privacy long ago in exchange for fame, fortune and the adoration of millions.

The real fucked up part is he was going to blow CBOD14's head off in a bathtub with a shotgun after he answered.

I played several hours' worth of Steam games today and browser the store with no issue.

My honest opinion? Running backs have a terribly-short shelf life, regardless of whether or not you try to protect them. I say run them until the wheels fall off. Especially when they're game changers.