I have the itch to play Pokemon, and I've been debating getting a 3DS or 2DS for this reason. However, I haven't been following up on the new Ninentdo handhelds. Can anyone give me a brief summary of what the differences between them? Which would be better for me? I haven’t played a Pokemon game since Heart Gold. …

I'll provide the caption for you. Bednarik said "This game is fucking over!"

Upgradeable consoles? Yes....those are called PCs.

Those are, in fact, German shepherds.

Sounds taboo and, therefore, sexy. I say do it, and show some skin while you're at it. FUCK the Catholic Church.

Says the guy whose handle is a fantasy football team name retread from 2009.

Posted somewhere else, but I'd like to reiterate. This isn't arguing whether or not you should feed quality food to your dog/cat, just analyzing the cost. Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't seem unreasonable. Anyway:

Is it really that expensive? I feed my dog Orijen brand dog food. It's about $50-60 for a 15 pound bag. That's her evening meal, a cup of Orijen kibble. In the mornings, my dog gets raw food that costs me $2.75 a pound, and she gets four ounces a day. I have a middling office job. I am not rich or well-off.

www.dogfoodadvisor.com. Look at one of their 4 or 5 star-rated foods, grain free, and see if that would help with the yeast infections. That's what I would do! For reference, I feed my dog Orijen and raw.

It's not about organic, it's about the quality of the food, organic or not. If you're at all curious, check out www.dogfoodadvisor.com.

Can someone explain to me how Francesa is on the air? He is the most miserable bastard alive. He sounds angry at his life with every caller. I don't get it. It's like they asked him where he didn't want to end up and he said "radio show host" and the bastards sent him there anyway. He sounds like the McNulty on…

Ugh, don't remind me. The whole Josh Freeman thing on national TV had allowed me to completely block out that Eagles game until I read your comment. DAMN YOU!

Holy SHIT, Burneko! You're like a long-lost twin of mine. I have often argued that cheesecake is really pie. I even wrote one of my first essays on that very subject, back in the third grade, only to be ridiculed. SWEET REDEMPTION! I mean, it has a crust, it has filling...it's fucking pie.

You know what? I immediately jumped on the "taylor ham, egg and cheese on a bagel" parade after reading the Jersey choice, but as a Jersey native I have to say that disco fries, as you just mentioned, are definitely a dark horse candidate that should not be overlooked.

Uh, because they're from one dwindling New York city, not the entire state nor from the most iconic city in the state and the country, for that matter.

I posted this already like a douchebag down in the grays. But yes, I came here to say that Jersey should be taylor ham, egg and cheese on a bagel.

Goddamn it. Really, Burneko? Salt water fucking taffy for New Jersey? I hate myself for joining the legion of screaming mouth breathers outraged by your arbitrary article on a site that's, at best, constantly sarcastic, but c'mon man.

I loooove me some Chopped, but I have to give the crown to Bar Rescue.

CJ, stop blowing up my Kotaku spot, you jerk.

It's easy. I'm one too. Where do you live? I like in the US. USA! USA! I think it'd be a major violation to root for Mexico over the US, but then again I was raised in the US, not Mexico.