First of all, wow! A whopping 24K at a FREE event! Not that impressive, dude. I'm a self-loathing Eagles fan, but it must be pointed out that, to their credit, they had 65K at the Linc for their fan night open practice.

Tilapia is gross, dude. If you want to have fish, you should commit and have actual fish, not the garbage that is tilapia.

I was sitting at my desk listening to it thinking the same thing.

It might be the bud, but I laughed so hard I almost threw up. I logged in on my phone just to tell you how god damn funny that was.

It might be the weed, but this is the most entertaining thing I've read in at least two months.

I am a huge AC fan but I never finished Assault Horizon. Didn't have the same feel, but the main problem was that I got stuck on the one level where you have to shoot down the ICBM after piloting a stealth bomber in the first part of the mission. I could not, for the life of me, shoot the damn thing down. Anyone else…

Möbius One for the motherfucking win!

I would just like to say that I bought Xcom: Enemy Unknown knowing NOTHING about it or how it played or what type of game it was apart from that it won Kotaku's GOTY, and GODDAMN. Every spare minute I have has been me playing it. My roommate keeps getting killed. He has requested I stop naming soldiers after him.

As others said, it's a great game actually, but it's just on sale so goddamn much.

I bought it knowing nothing about it on the steam sale and it's truly fantastic. If it's $10, don't even hesitate.

No, this makes sense! I was like why the fuck did I randomly get a copy of Civ 4 in my inventory? I was so confused.

My personal tragedy threshold is calibrated to more than two deaths, I'd say at least five, regardless of injured. Perhaps this is why I also thought the Boston marathon bombing was way overblown.

Fair enough.

Fair enough. Agree completely.

Guinness is about as generic a stout as you could drink. It's a beer for people who don't know much about it but want to have something "good."

Nailed it.

Well, that's clearly very ignorant of them. I am just trying to say that you shouldn't dismiss sports off-hand and not expect people to do the same thing with games. Two sides of the same coin.

As someone who lives both sports and games, sit you'd like people to stop belittling gaming you shouldn't do the same to sports. It's not your thing so you condescendingly dismiss it as trivial/repetitive, all the while complaining about people doing the same to video games. Perspective, man!

Nah. Dude's guilty. Way too much evidence. Anyway, as far as the NFL is concerned, the court of public opinion rules all. It's all about their image, hence their scrubbing any reference to him in various forms of media.

I'm glad it worked out! But as you said, pups miss out on some crucial developmental stages. That's what would scare me!