One person got suspended for wearing a purse to school... one person out of 7500000000 (or thereabouts) on earth and your conclusion from that one person's experience is that EVERYTHING IS FUCKED?

The unfortunate reality in this country is that racial stereotypes have been so widely taught and internalized that we judge people, first and chiefly, by the color of their skin.

You could do all that stuff... the talking, the being rational with your kids...etc.

Thank god for the internet, now no one can ever escape their past.

You should have played The Witcher.

Yep, moms should totally stop dressing up their girls in pretty clothes and focusing so much on their daughters appearance. You go tell them that... see what happens.

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Naturally, because the world is a festering boil.... Also, idea for humanity: Maybe have some?

Female teams haze women.

Go Gators!

It couldn't have been from the University of Florida days. I mean college football is played by virtuous young men yearning to make a better life for themselves... especially the champions.

Thereby ensuring his future employment with the Raiders. Also, voted favorite coordinator by the fans!

People who are rich and have rich kids suck up the resources of this planet vastly more quickly than poor people having kids. They are exactly the wrong people to be having more children. Go find a kid who is actually starving now and feed them instead of filling some biological urge you needn't listen to any more.

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I honestly think it's stupid of Jacksonville to not take him. They are Jacksonville, he is Tebow. They would sell a squillion shirts and a few season tickets. Their fans would feel a fleeting second of happiness. What would they lose?

What renders her incapable of improvement is called Oppositional Defiance Disorder. Key symptoms include being more of the thing a grownup just told you not to be and repeatedly saying "You're not the boss of me". Incidence is usually highest in the southern US, which is where Palin would live if it weren't that…

I just started playing Dota 2. Anyone have any tips?

Speaking of teamwork...? I'd like to say "Thanks" for what seems to be a decreased number of gifs on the front Deadspin page. My browser no longer gets cranky trying to load 6 at once. Much appreciated.

As a guy in his late 30s who is dating online I can completely confirm this. I was actually feeling kind of shitty about my less-than-100% return rate on sending women messages until I read this and saw that younger people are in the 50-1 range. I get a reply less than 100% of the time, but it's close to 80%.

I suspect that, in her advice to her son, Yoffe is being more pragmatic than ethical. Of course the right thing to do is to teach your son not to have sex with people too drunk to consent.