Um, neither. Hogfather.

***flashes bare leg at Mark Cuban***

This is beautiful.

To every point I say: damn skippy. You can pry my 720p, off-contract 2013 Moto X from my cold, dead hands.

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

Ahahaha an all too familiar tale. Well I’m sure I’ll know all about it myself in a couple years here.

Where have you BEEN?!

Stop this silly dance and put Alan Henry in charge already.

Is there a life hack for preventing an entire editorial team from leaving? Asking for a friend.

Sunrise Point, Bryce Canyon, UT for views of the dusty red rock formations.

Well, that just boosted my love for Conan.

In my opinion, this chart is extremely confusing to read and I'm pretty sure wrong (the niece/nephew and aunt/uncle rows and columns). This is the kind of chart I've used before and I think it's much better:

Check these posts out for some better folded versions of those models plus credit to the original creators and folders: