I dunno.. -20 grand might push it into NP territory. 

If this car needed 100 pages of maintenance history to make it to 96k, then it’s going to need 100 more pages to make it to 125k.

Someone needs to tell Acura that its SEMA, not SEMeh

It’s like if a Stormtrooper fucked a flat-brim hat.

For the words of the profits are written on the studio wall.

I’m a moron and managed to read that as “I put a 305 TPI from an 87 Firebird Formula into the dishwasher once.” Then I thought about how you must’ve had to remove the racks to get it to fit. Did I mention I’m a moron? 

“Was that the timing belt?”

You’ve never seen a vehicle that is both possessed and repossessed at the same time... until now.

They solve the panel gap problem by eliminating panels all together.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

It’s the second Wednesday of the week what do you expect? While I agree with this choice, it sure wouldn’t help Cadillac’s goal to crack the younger generations.

“Side hugs”

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Mario R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn