We were betting on how long it would take for them to get shut down. Still filed under “Things you love to see” right behind home plate 

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

I guess we’ll have to take their word for it that Kim Jong Un scored 10 goals, 5 touchdowns, 8 homeruns and 15 wickets.

Hey Luis, I’ve got a great money-saving idea! You can re-use this article next year when the Chargers open their new stadium.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’

“I can’t see straight.”

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Love the Avro Arrow included in this.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

Every 15-year-old boy tries to perfect the fist pump and a girl’s the first to do it. Take that, patriarchy!

I mean, yeah- watching Harper’s massive dong was cathartic, but given the choice between watching that and spending a quiet evening by the fireplace running my fingers through his hair, well ... catharsis takes on many forms, my friend.

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

He just can’t seem to stay out of Troubles.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

Well I like it!

Im sure it took a lot of self-restraint to not refer to the 70 year-old as a “sepukkugenarian.” Well done, Billy.

Not sure anything is ever found alive in the LA river.