This. He totally comes across as a fan who just happens to know more about the sport than 99% of the world. I’m digging Gordon in his new role.

Out of curiosity, was Hillary asked if she was racist for trying to get in the way of the first Black president? I don’t remember that happening but I could have missed it. Has Hillary been asked if she is being anti-Semitic for standing in the way of the first Jewish president?

Watched this race for 30 or so laps, and I have to say, I get it now. It’s been one of the most entertaining races I’ve ever seen.

Denny Hamlin?

That’s my mom in the Little Tikes photo. She did some modeling back in the 90s. She’s a republican too. Will have to show her this 😂

Buy out Jezebel. Fire everybody. Hire all men. Pay them double.

How can a moment that wasn’t any of ours’ favorite sports moment of the year be a glaring omission from a list of our favorite sports moments of the year?

Please leave.

My husband and I try to minimize the time on our phones just because we don’t want to be connected to the outside world too much. Because of that, we’ve made it a rule to only play on our phone for like fifteen minutes when we’re at home. The other day I was at the park with my girls and a mom was on her phone the…

The “plus” button on vtech cars (the only cars with this function) actually increases the vtech, resulting in more revs as the vtech velocitates higher, resulting in the horsepowers and torques synergizing together, multiplicating speed and efficiency.

Mana is a source of national shame for us. They’re the band equivalent of the biebs.

As a very outspoken concealed-carry advocate who is 99% sure this article will have an argument about guns in the comments, let me just be the first to say I completely agree that running away is the right thing to do. I don’t carry a gun in my home state, because apparently single women living alone who’ve been…

“Let them fight?” I don’t think so. Am I the only one that finds it exceedingly crazy that we accept this behaviour from athletes? These people are adults and highly-compensated professionals in their field. If my co-worker is being annoying at work and calls me a piss-ant and I respond by punching them, I don’t think…

You took my creepy comment and made it heartwarming. I like you.

Damn man... right in the feels

That’s a heartbreaking thought, however if mermaids exist, I find it far more likely she simply returned to her kind.

You’re absolutely right that I originally misused quotation marks in a way that makes a big difference. It has been corrected, and I certainly will not make that mistake in the future.

If you can convince someone to throw their weight forward and allow you drive their head into the mat, sure. But that’s rarely going to happen, given that your opponent is usually trying to avoid doing such things. This also applies to hurricanranas, camel clutches, and Regal stretches.

‘66 Chrysler New Yorker. What do I win?