I met David Sedaris at a reading once, and since it was near Easter, I made him an Easter basket with good chocolates and all kind of stuff from the head shop in our town: Wipe Away Your Sins towelettes, Lip Balm For Gay Men, etc. - and topped off with a pack of Kool menthol cigarettes. (He still smoked then, and…

If America was honest, this picture would be on the $10 bill.

I feel like GM doesn’t really get the credit for being a talented musician, in addition to being a pop star. I would go so far as to put Prince and George Michael on the same, very, very, very high shelf of talent.

I didn’t watch the Emmy’s last night but I saw this on Buzzfeed along with a lot of audience reactions and Melissa McCarthy’s face was definitely mine.

Absolutely, if I was a professional athlete I’d be dirty as hell and if I got caught I’d be like, oh well, can’t see that asterisk from my PRIVATE FUCKING ISLAND.

That’s everyone’s favorite person, B.D. Wong!!! Have loved him ever since I saw him on “All American Girl”.

You can find plenty of the D in porn. So go get your daily recommended dose of that D!

I’m surprised to see Rowling misusing “whom.”

You’re giving him too much credit to ask that, even in jest. This isn’t about him not caring or being personally biased or catering to anyone. This is about propaganda, pure and simple. And I know you know all of this - I’m not trying to be pedantic - I just wish we could all start calling this what it really is. The…

When my time cometh, I shall join you in that circle of Hell. Phish gives me headaches. I can sort of put up with most other jam band bullshit, but not Phish.

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

Stop trying to make Bella Thorne happen!

My gf works in a new books book store and the same is true. Can also report that no one is touching the stacks of Bill O’Reilly books that they now have no idea what to do with, even at a 40% discount.

Counterpoint: Brave New World is better written, way more relevant, AND less heavy handed.

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

If she really knew anything, she’d include that a good way to help your hair from being destroyed by salt and chlorine is to rinse your hair in cold water before you get into the ocean / pool. It helps seal the cuticle so your hair is absorbing cold normal water instead of ocean water or pool water with lots of…

“styling my tresses”

also she said she wants “easy, effortless, paired down beauty” instead of “pared down” and now my hate for her has doubled.

It means Steve Scalise hates black people and wants to curtail their rights, but there aren’t any photos of him wearing a Klan robe where you can see his face.

Griner wouldn’t have been allowed to attend college or work outside her father’s home if Scalise had his way.