There are two kinds of cats in this world. There are cats who jump at every thing that moves. The quick responders. The ones who try to catch moths and shit. Maybe those should be called Kinja cats. I bet they use cell phones.

Now see, this is a problem. I can’t tell if you read me, Dikachu, because my wit is so peircing, EVERYBODY likes it. But you are among the 20 or so people whose opinion I care about, and I don’t know if you saw this. Please don’t respond - I’m just whining.

First. [”Where’s the rest of me?”]

You will be happy to know that your face is as flagrantly flagrant as ever, Diky.

Am I gray? Wait...I always was.

Democrats have no idea of show-biz. Your campaign theme should pump up our pulse and fit on our coffee mugs.

The only thing about Klein's approach that I disagree with is that he has the world's largest nuclear arsenal in his control, and he's made several fast moves to gain total authority for himself and the GOP. There is a good measure of hitting directly back, right now, that is needed to keep him off balance.

It's a spelling mnemonic, a useful tool from the days before auto-correct was around to prevent embarrassment. I suspect your findings are skewed by numerous instances when no young speller would turn to the rhyme:

I thought for sure that Brad and Tai were going to get some kind of immunity challenge advantage for passing up the feast.

Lisa Bonet stayed our hotel while on tour with some play a few years back. It was as if a spotlight followed her everywhere. Beautiful.

I was a pretty good bowler as a kid, but I hated the fact that I wasn't very good, and the choice was either get obsessed about it, or walk away. I took up guitar instead.

Isn't Varner an attorney who represents LGBTQ clients? As an attorney he has to start with facts and construct an argument. It's very possible that he's in the middle of the fight so much that he temporarily forgot how hard it can be to come out.

Let's let the guitarist speak for himself. Here's a cut from Monkey Island - the guitars do their thing about 3 1/2 minutes in: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I saw J. Geils and Magic Dick at a blues fest at Buffalo's Pilot field. Dick was as showy as Geils was understated. The rest of the bill was Etta James, Jimmie Vaughan with a special appearance by Elvin Bishop, and the headliner, B.B. King. I started walking towards the stage, B.B. sat on a stool, and I spent the rest…

There was a year or so where they were selling the hell out of Kinski. For us boys with Euro tastes, she was quite appealing, always willing to wiggle around and strip (don't forget those Rolling Stone pics). But her movies bombed, and her sullen vibe was out of tune with the Reagan America of the 80's (another…

Bacon is overrated. Cumin > salsa > bacon.

Barney Miller. The Mentalist. And Bugs Bunny.

Firesign Theater: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It's been thirty years since I saw this, but remember thinking that Bonnie and Clyde was riffing on all the elements of Mickey One. If you're a big fan of B&C and have any tolerance for 60s New Wave-ish experimentalism, M1 is definitely worth a try.

I can't picture Doris Day's chirpy voice being anything but a disaster for this movie.