Eh, Hatch has developed a bipartisan streak in the last 10-15 years that is not appreciated by some more conservative constituents (he likes to tell people how he and Ted Kennedy were close friends and worked together on legislation). But he’s so powerful and long-tenured that he doesn’t even bother campaigning and…

I mean, we’re adults here, right?

At the risk of being akin to the person bitching about political articles on Deadspin, who really gives a shit about video games? Two posts in a row?

Shawn Green? 5 for 5 four homers?

The Bake Lively shark movie. All movie in a bikini? I’m there. What a disappointment.

I’m not going to bother looking it up but I bet that was Twain.

Yeah, it makes it infinitely less sad. A low-life piece of shit who was responsible for three murders took his own life. Fuck him and fuck you for putting bad guy in quotation marks.

Is there seriously a human being currently living on planet Earth who could possibly give a shit about this or even find it the least bit interesting? Christ.

It doesn’t exactly help that the Democrats couldn’t find their asses with both hands. The GOP gets away with this stuff because the alternative—voting Democrat—is unthinkable to many because of the Democrats own buffoonery like, say, nominating a devisive, widely despised member of the political establishment whose…

It also helps that their constituents are largely elderly and uneducated and will believe whatever Freedom Eagle @ Facebook dot com tells them.

Sorry, “architect” isn’t a verb, you stupid, illiterate cunt.

I read the article and found it interesting (you really have to skip over the ridiculous pics of him wearing $5,000 sweaters though). I’m a little younger than him but could really relate to some of the stuff. But I also thought it would really be nice to have the money to deal with everything without having to get…

Very unlikely to happen. What Utah politician has actually ever stood up to Trump? Hatch and Lee have been essentially silent. Romney, who I actually know personally, is a good person and a good politician but he slunk back to Trump’s side because a cabinet level position was being dangled. Even Huntsman has…

Jim Fixx, the author of The Complete Book of Running, died at 52 from a heart attack. Lance Armstrong who, at the time, was one of the fittest humans on earth, got cancer that damn near killed him. Healthy people die everyday.

The easiest way to get a deer-in-the-headlights look from such people is to ask them exactly which “toxins” they’re talking about—like, what’s its name— and what the pathophysiology of the particular toxin is. Actual toxins are pretty well understood in the medical, scientific world.

My former mother-in-law was one of those people who thought everything from constipation to cancer could be diagnosed by looking in your eyes. Like, through your pupils like an eye exam. And she thought SHE could do it because of course she took. She also refused to drink any kind of fluid with a meal and for an…

Plus lavender just smells fantastic.

Steve Jobs would probably still be alive if he hadn’t wasted so much precious time before finally admitting that alternative “medicine” weren’t going to work.

Nailed it! I walked right into that one. Well done.

My brother married a woman from Memphis who had a grandmother right out of genteel Southern central casting. Incredibly nice and generous. She also replied to my naive Westerner question about black folks coming to her church by saying “they have their own churches, they would just know not to come to this one.”