You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

I’m not bringing the guy out of the greys who posted Rubio received only $9,900 from the NRA in the 2016 campaign. That is the true amount of their direct donation. However, if you enjoy being informed on how it actually works, it is very easy to look up that they spent $1 million in advertisements for Rubio and $2.3…

Not quite. It’s true that it’s not all about the money the NRA contributes to the campaigns. It’s also about the amount of votes, real and perceived, that their endorsement can deliver. The threat to the Republicans who don’t carry their water is that the NRA can take them out in a primary by pushing another…

nutsackré bleu!

He has low ears. They look like they are hanging off his neck. He’s a low-eared mutha fucka. You’ll never not see it again.

It’s really the opposite of a Sophie’s choice. No matter who wins, you can be happy the other team loses. So, like a Sophie’s choice where she hates both her children.

Adams learned from his sensei, Draymond

I had always assumed a coldcocking occured when you were punched so hard you lost your erection, but I suppose that actually presents more questions than answers...

That was the greatest thing ever written in the English language. Thank you.

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH

How convenient.

Yankees have won 1 championship in 17 years. For Christ sake the Marlins have done that. How are they uncontrollable?

Maybe you should ask your mother. *kills self*

I’d like to think so too. But if I were a frightened, bullied 15-year-old watching this horrific scene unfold while upperclassmen laughed and jeered, while the adults clearly allowed this shit to happen, I’m not so sure. (This shit happened at the superintendent’s house, for gods sake) Acrually attempt to picture…

I’d like to think I’d speak up if I saw something being shoved up a teammate’s ass without their permission...that’s just me though.

This happened to me in high school. For me it was a broom handle and a former best friend with his new group of friends. I still can’t clear my mind of it. I guess I’ll die with that memory still stuck on replay. Not sure what else to say other than I sincerely hope this young person will find a way to work through…

For me, the buttfumble is something that created a great bonding moment in my family.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

Please, if it was all about the painkillers he’d be a Colt right now.