He, and Lisa Bloom, can fuck right off with this “dinosaur learning new ways” (direct quote from Bloom in the article). He’s 64, not 106. My father-in-law is 81. He was a top boy in the banking industry in his youth, including doing finance for many films in London in the 60s and 70s. The man has some amazing tales.

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

I like what he’s been doing for Calvin Klein but I’m dying to know the sales figures for the clothes. I know there have been increases happening but, I want to localize his impact versus that of the well-regarded campaign they started last year even before him and the goodwill they already have.

Of course she’s a model prisoner. Doing everything someone tells her to do is...kinda her wheelhouse.

My daughter was 4 when her mother told me she had found somebody else and that we were over. We made custody arrangements that we stuck to as we waited out the mandatory 1 year separation, and neither one of us went the badmouthing route. Can’t speak for the ex, but I didn’t because I didn’t want to waste my time with…

Seriously, wtf is it with TS hate? She’s freaking 28 years old, she’s coming into herself as a person. And yeah, she’s channelling a different aspect of her personality. May I remind everyone that at her age Beyonce introduced Sasha Fierce?

what did we make her do

Yes, because purity tests are a great way to grow your party.

“Clinton lost- get over it! It’s that simple!”

Uh, Patton Oswalt is always going to mourn his wife. Falling in love with someone else and getting married doesn’t negate the love one has for their deceased spouse. His new wife doesn’t delete Michelle McNamara, and if she’s a half-decent person, she knows that. Mazel to him and Meredith and Alice, who seem very…

Fun fact: Doing typography while keeping in mind the needs of people who have

Isn’t that what they put Hannibal Lecter on to get him places?

Most normal couples I know fall out of love, I don’t think fame changes that aspect besides giving them more options.

I mean you can believe in civil rights and still have problems in your personal life.

RIHANNA IS THIS BITCH. THAT BITCH. EVERY BITCH.

objets d’art always end up in buttholes. always.

“...I’m older (26) and alone”

For someone who is not a Democrat, Sanders spends a lot of time dictating how the party should run. He has been harmful not helpful to the party and the DNC needs to stop acting like making overtures to him accomplishes anything. All of this is just about Sanders’ ego.

“on one issue”

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