YES it was one of her fucking hashtags. Huuuuuuurl....

Exactly, I expect cops, like presidents, to be better than the average asshole.

Ciara is a goddess.

Curious to see how this plays out. Yes, renting sportswear seems kind of odd BUT, to play devil’s advocate, there are situations where you might be interested. I have to go to fashion week for work and my wardrobe is very very basic—I basically live in black skinny jeans and blouses. Because I usually put shopping off…

I always considered sportswear to to be OTR separates. Nothing to do with sports.

There’s a whole lot of ew in those numbers :-/ Especially the flip on attractive/independent.

I read about this on FB last night. This girl (friend of a friend...let’s call her Suzy) recently added me and, oh my, she’s been pure entertainment thus far. She’s a new mom—a #mompreneur—who apparently “works” for healthy living type companies—#suzyqwellness—and natters on about the stupidest shit like how much she…

Dude, don’t knock Mr Bubble. Mr Bubble IS MY JAM. I am going to send in a postcard to get a tee shirt and wear it totally un-ironically because I fucking love Mr Bubble so much. I have so many lovely grown up bath things, but Mr Bubble makes the best bubbles ever.

Also an only child, not sure how old you are, but I have already left one (never married, do have a kid) and....you're right.

How does it handle lots and lots of human hair? I shed like a motherfucker.

Dude. Yes. It's truly the best part. I was also sitting at my desk earlier wearing boots, tights and a strapless bra, because I got half undressed before deciding I need to Internet. Living alone is aaaaaaaaawesome.

Gallery wall?

I am a single mom, I lived with my son's dad for 7 or so years. I just moved into a loft and it's the very first time I am living alone. Of course, I am not alone, because I have a son. But because we have a 50/50 arrangement I get all the cuddles when I want and so much alone time (the unspoken awesomeness of single…

If they picked up and towed your broken ass car from the freeway shoulder, I guess.

Yeah I used to eat mustard sandwiches. Although that’s nothing compared to...yours.

I am somewhat embarrassed by my son’s love of fizzy water, but it’s my fault because it’s all I like to drink—I drink Pellegrino at home but I’m not picky, club soda is fine. I also can only get him to eat broccoli if there’s a wedge of lemon. Which is not a big deal until he says out loud “can I please have some…

“My love of oysters is almost purely based on my love of the ocean. A good oyster tastes like getting tossed around in a wave.”

I avoid LAX like the plague. I fly out of SFO or SMF and if I have a layover there, I always have to load onto a bus because we arrive on a little puddle jumper at some jerry-rigged terminal. I’ve always flown into Burbank when visiting friends in LA.

I like MDW, but security can sometimes suck there, having traveled around the holidays a few times especially (which you could say with any airport, but wasn’t MDW the one with a mile-long security line last Christmas?). It tends to back up easily, not sure why.

Midway is super easy. I guess it depends on where you live? My BF lives in Gold Coast and I fly into both airports a lot (cheapest fares) and we just take the subway from both. I remember it being a complete shithole back in the day, though.