I have probably fully lost touch with this place, but I don't understand this at all. While I understand you all don't have the ability to give Denton the middle finger and walk away from your jobs, a post like this feels...disingenuous and manipulative, to me. I don't know, all I can think about is how shitty morale…

YES. I am not a huge makeup person either, but I use their blush/bronzer and eye makeup exclusively at this point. Not sure about lipstick, though, as I don't wear that.

She is the BEST. I have a (recent) photo of her wearing le smoking hanging in my cube. Watching her awkwardly dance in Swimming Pool never fails to tickle me.

One of the things I hate about dudes are dudes like you. Assuming you are a dude, that is. If not, one of things I hate about women are women like you.

I'm 34 and I still have the undies I wore to my high school senior prom. I stubbornly hold on to underwear until they are falling apart. For the past 10 years or so I've exclusively bought these. They aren't cheap but they last FOREVER and are super lightweight. A few years ago my ex left one of my bags on a train in…

There's a NASA shop at their website. Not sure if they have one that says "crew," but lots-o-tees.

I am going to go ahead and assume that people enjoy the blown-out effect that all but wipes away their wrinkles and imperfections. In any other context it would look like out-of-place Photoshopping, but in his case gets swept up in the overall look he's known for. Just a guess, though. Could also be as simple as "no…

If a hippie liberal like myself knows this then no one has an excuse. Preach.

This sounds exactly like me in college, minus the talking about the friend.

The description of farts in this post are fucking epic.

I watched this the other night and had forgotten how damn good it is.

I think her attitude is that she'd rather save her money for a DP than spend it on a wedding (which I can totally get behind) but then goes on to say that she'd like to ask for money from guests to throw toward that fund. Yes a DP is much different than a security deposit, numbers-wise.

I approve of this so hard.

I don't really care what people ask for or what kind of wedding they host. This woman, though, rubs me the wrong way. If she feels the need to interject that she finds other couple's weddings "ostentatious" and "wasteful" then she can't get her panties in a twist if some people think her asking for cash is tacky.…

And you know all of this how? Not being combative, genuinely curious.

I don't know, will it focus on which planet is crushing on the other? Will it ever be acceptable for terrestrial and gaseous planets to date? The "big hunt" for the "black hole"?

That's hilarious because I have yet to really meet one (and I grew up in Mendocino county). I know they're around, but I think if I can sense a person is not down to get sloppy drunk and binge watch Ab Fab, I'm immediately repelled. I also hate the outdoors because bugs, bears, mountain lions and laziness.

I am sure I said a lot of stupid shit in my early 20s as well.

Oh, man, I can't hate on Woodley because she seems exceedingly nice and grounded. It's not my jam, but whatever.

And I thank you for that, responsible gun owner (or gun handler). I will be honest, I hate guns and would be happy if they were wiped off the Earth. But, I respect the desire of responsible people who wish to own them. I just have zero tolerance for people who have no idea what the fuck they are doing.