I teach students about Jade’s age and I have a small amount of sympathy for her. The giant sh!tstorm is about to break on her head and all the fiction of poise and control that intagram and youtube provide--that sealed environment that lets you make this simulacrum of a life is about to go all away. I’m not really…

If you call your daughter a dumb bimbo for choosing to do something that you don’t personally find valuable then supportive doesn’t mean what you think it means. 

“That is very quick thinking on both Wilkerson’s and his mother’s parts.” Quick fucking thinking? Quick thinking would have been to NOT disregard the damn barrier in the first place.

I wish it were possible for the woman to countersue somehow. There ought to be some way to penalize men for not taking the appropriate steps to corral their invading sperm.
Just for the record, this is a man writing this.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

The boob on the bench is showing, so why not hers?

The way that I feel ... stigmatized or mansplained about my sexuality is in the fact that with the rise of squirting in porn now guys want to “make me squirt.” It’s all the rage the way anal was like 10 years ago. Except I don’t do it naturally so they think that because it is a question of arousal they, with their…

A quick timeline: Jen and Brad met twenty years ago. They were together for not quite a full six years before Brad met Angie. And then their relationship quickly shattered. Brangelina lasted twelve years. Twice that of Brad and Jen.

Of all the bodily fluids one could encounter on public transit, I'd have to say breast milk would be my top choice. 

More ghost stories should end with the ghost being all “Oh, my name is Drew”. 

In the Netflix version- did anyone else kind of freak at the guy who said that after they were told to just go get tents he said ‘we didn’t want neighbors so we started destroying, ripping, and pissing on beds in the tents around us ” or words to that effect? I found that chilling- how many of those types are out…

I actually found that humanizing, at least the sentiment.

Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

It makes me sad to think of someone like Union feeling shame or humiliation for having a reluctant reproductive tract. As someone who also had a reproductive system that was, shall we say, uncooperative, it would be a great step forward to remove the stigma of talking openly about these things.

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

I got my BA and MA in writing and I could NOT believe how many people plagiarized work in the time I was there, most of whom totally got busted. It was embarrassing enough when people stole from famous novelists but a year after I graduated, someone turned in a paper I WROTE with like one word in every sentence…

Hard nope on the “humans used to live to 45" crap. They lived to 60 or so.

This was a stupid post. 

I thought the dog waiting at the door for Jack was the most emotionally stirring part of the movie. :( Poor pupper.