I wrote about this on the splinter article but these billionaire preppers are batshit.

So all the heteros watching sprortsballs can stop questioning their homoerotic thrills by having scantily clad women give them the “No Homo” pass.

Seriously! People are getting all on the #whobitBeyonce....but I’m still sitting here going “No! Don’t drink turpentine!”

A poet once observed that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.

I forget sometimes that even though she has amassed more wealth than I will ever see, commands a legion of followers and is part of one of Hollywoods it families(as awful as that is to type). That Kylie Jenner is a young woman with a history of body issues and is also now navigating the world with a child. Whether she…

To me it’s because it is all about her and she is magnetic! They aren’t trying to sell you high fashion, they are trying to tell her story. And they did a bang up job. If this is where Vogue is going, I may very well be buying.

I know someone who has been elevated into a high position on his campus over harassment, after being investigated for it. It’s part of his general cover as a cis white male; his scholarship allows him to spectate on things we would otherwise find offensive, so this is part and parcel of what he does - goes on offense…

Vulture: One of the criticisms of Breaking Bad that keeps coming up is over the female characters. Skyler White is seen by some as this henpecking woman who stands in the way of all of Walt’s fun.

Not sure she counts as “lame” but I hate that we are supposed to hate Miranda Priestly and think Andy made the right decision by dramatically quitting in favor of her whiny boyfriend who needs a very special birthday party on his birthday. Miranda Priestly is supposed to be a cautionary tale because she is a divorced…

This conversation between Orson Welles and Henry Jaglom comes to mind:

This article reminds me of a quote I saw somewhere that was something along the lines of “You know you’re finally an adult when you start agreeing with the parents in kid’s movies.” Like Ariel’s dad. “But Daddy, I love him!” Um, no, you’re 16 and literally just met the guy. Sit down, and eat your seaweed (I assume…

Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire.

And not even getting into prestige tv “lane bitches”

Also? Ben Stiller’s character, Michael, in Reality Bites. He’s supposed to be the lame boyfriend alternative to hot, inconsiderate, wounded musician Ethan Hawke. Stiller gets dumped on because he has a job, wears a suit, tries to be socially adept, and makes a reality TV pilot that focuses on Winona and her friends’…

And what if, after the 4th or 5th little tip-let, they start getting paranoid they’re not going to find it all?

Is anyone going to ask men about #metoo or is it only potential female rape victims who get interrogated endlessly as to whether they’ve been raped? Maybe she feels she can’t afford to be truthful. What an ungrateful dumb bitch.

Listen, people, you can have a bolt-action rifle, a shotgun, or a revolver. If you can’t successfully hunt or target shoot with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon. If you cannot “defend yourself” with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon and also has likely been killed by…

WTH was that Bobrova/Soloviev blind-woman dance though?

preach!

“My other question is: Why allow makeup to be returned in the first place?”