Some of these ridiculous IPAs out there nowadays taste like they’ve already been fucked.

Pfft. He obviously never learned that discussing fine California champagne is the best way to get in a girl’s pants.

“My mother is smart, cunning, and has a tenuous relationship with the truth. She is devoid of warmth but exceptionally quick witted. She instilled in me a deep seated belief in the power of being ruthlessly vengeful and always paying your debts. She can also drink you under the table, LOL.”

man... women be shopping.

pretty sure there is a sign about putting your stuff on the seats, though it may be too subtle for the above mouthbreathers to fully grasp.

And if they don’t care about themselves, I still don’t want them catapulting through my head on their way out the front windshield.

Quite a few readers think he might have used “ugly” to insult her personality, which I at first wondered too. But after thinking about it, I think he used “ugly” because he knew that’s what would sting the most. An ugly bride on the most important day of her life?! If he’s implying she’s ugly on the day of days where…

Dad Bod expectations:

Narration: Amanda Jones thought she had it all.

I don’t understand why a) he posted her picture on Instagram, and b) why it was reposted on Jezebel. This feels gross. I know she did something wrong but posting a picture of a woman wrapped in a robe with a clearly uncomfortable and scared look on her face just feels wrong and unnecessary. Someone who does this is…

posting her picture on instagram is strange to me?

“I mean I love my fans but fans, just because you think you love me does not give you the right to treat me this...oh shit, now I get it.”

soiled myself, not proud

I actually hate the feel as well, but manicurists can do some amazing things that I cannot do. I never did get the feel for how one is supposed to paint the left hand, and since I own only a basic nail clipper doing anything with cuticles is daunting. Also, gels are amazing and make me feel like wolverine, but I am…

Motion that no one gets their nails done unless they can afford to tip 100% tbh

Oh, John Hawkes. I missed you on my teevee.

Don’t Whedon and/or the reporter explicitly make that distinction?

Hmm, the worst examples I can find are all still pretty light in comparison to say, what Anita Sarkeesian gets on a daily basis in the thousands. Not saying it’s right, just saying that overwhelmingly it looks like most of the negative tweets were valid criticism or tongue-in-cheek threats to punch him, not rape and…

Well, there’s a big, fat wake-up call to anyone who doesn’t believe rape is a tool of war or that access to and control over one’s own reproductive care (including abortion) is a human right.