Just love your kids.

Oh, why, did someone mention a mesmerizing "butt"? Something I've been working on during the post-Christmas lull:

THIS NECKLACE.

I stand my ground on the Rob Lowe and John Stamos should kiss topic.

Yo. I'm assuming this holds for jeans, nutrition, oral care, the economy, Kenya vs. Phaedra, Kenya the country, child development, the Oscars, pet care, crime, the military industrial complex, that time Beyoncé had weird bangs, the Constitution, lentil prep, women in the workplace, the legacy of Ghost, you, me and…

This is unrelated to this story - or only tangentially related - but I want Wab Kinew to replace Ghomeshi permanently.

There was no way they could have hidden that belly with a purse or weird camera angles, which is probably why they made her character pregnant in Nashville (and thankfully so, because one of the funner story lines, I'm totally shipping Avery and Juliette).

The universe finally answered the question of how can Chris Pratt be more lovable. Answer? Hold a baby wearing BABY GLASSES. It feels weird to truly love a stranger, but that's where I am now.

What makes this so exquisitely impressive is that, in the early days of photography, the subjects had to hold still for the much longer exposures. Which means that this woman probably had to HOLD this steely side-eye for full seconds—if not minutes—to ensure a sharp photograph. It's one thing to throw perfect…

Kate Middleton is so incredibly smooth and polished and inscrutable that it makes me cackle like a hag when the real her bleeds though for a fraction of an instant. I mean, say what you like about the royal family (and believe me, as a Brit, I've got plenty to say), but you can't help but admire how much of a pro she…

Ain't that just the way it always goes. Taking credit when you can't show receipts.

We all want to know about the monogrammed thermoses line for 2015

retta girl we are fighting

So true. If you ever watch her talk about her mom, it will literally destroy your day it's so touching.

Jesus fuck, no kidding. They'd have delivered the baby safely, then taken over the galley to make a nourishing pot of stew that would be tasty and sit well in Mom's sensitive tummy. THEN, they would have swaddled the shit out of that little bambino and tucked her right up to mom, providing gentle guidance and…

I hate people who bring their babies with them on planes.

No, I'm afraid that's exactly what it says. You're misreading the information given in the text, because you think you already know everything. Not an endearing trait to teachers, or to the students unfortunate enough to sit next to you.

Ah, the student who approaches admin before the prof, because, let me guess – you didn't go to office hours, nor make an appointment to meet outside office hours, no matter when such a meeting was offered. It's great that some doddering #badmin approved your plan to make a diorama consisting of uncooked macaroni and…

angel food cake might not be the most exciting but dont act like you wouldn't eat that shit.

One of my father's favorite stories to tell is when he first held me after I was born premature. I was in an oxygen tent for over a week and they didn't think I was going to make it, but somehow I did. Still, the nurses were worried when I refused to open my eyes.