I'm interested in how you walk around with a coat over one shoulder *while carrying a freaking baby*

I thought the same thing. She is preternaturally gorgeous. Like an extra beautiful Penelope Cruz crossed with Audrey Hepburn. PLUS she's Mark Darcy.

I'm not the jealous type. But Amal is so perfect that it does kindof hurt. Maybe she's a bad dancer or has ugly toes or SOMETHING?! Sigh. No, seriously, I wish her and George the best.

Honestly, my close second is any of these:

Hat-Themed wedding.

This one is upsetting. :( I hope that at least the marriage was happy.

i like how the french are like STOP IT!!! STOP WORKING!!!!!

As a frequent visitor to that Sephora, je suis désolée. And the English have always been Europe's most annoying party animals, since, like, the Grand Tour. Although I suspect that the Russians have also been in the running for that award fairly consistently.

I should clarify: The Notebook is enough Nick Sparks for me. (Though my fave manipulative tearjerker is Steel Magnolias...and, if I'm being honest, the occasional AT&T commercial.)

i don't have any words. just exhausted sighs that are tinged with blinding rage.

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

sometimes i like to show a lil participle~

The joke is not actually offensive for all the reasons mentioned here, but it seems tonally incongruous for the Simpsons, which I guess is the issue with the whole crossover. Family Guy is occasionally funny, but the tone of the humor is completely different. Family Guy is irreverent and offensive. The Simpsons is…

Hey, remember that time when Family Guy didn't exist and Seth McFarlane wasn't being paid to make jokes on the Oscars about sexual assault?

Just as we can't let a bunch of prudish idiots who look at a circle-jerk on a pot and come up with 'folk dance' because 'dudes' fucking' it too much for them to process, we also can't decided that a passionate relationship that results in impassioned responses must be a gay one because it suits our own cultural image…

I love it! There are so many creative promotions out there right now. This is the display at the Ballard Branch of the Seattle Public Library:

Things I would tell my teenage self:

Things I Would Tell My Teenage Self:

There are only 2 things that I would tell my younger self-

It's my 16th Birthday today. This is not helpful. This is strange. All teenage girls are not the same. I am my own self, and I will not conform.