This is exactly what was happening inside my head when that happened!

If this child had been anything like my 4 month-old was, there would be a string possibility of feces/urine shooting in any direction.

Those rooms are the most considerate thing - almost any detail you can imagine has been thought of. Love those designers.

I will never forget the day someone changed their kid's poopy diaper on the podium in front of the fitting rooms in the bridal salon I worked at in the middle of the busiest day. As in there were at least 20 people in the immediate vicinity, at least 5 of them in white wedding dresses. And then handed the dirty diaper…

I will say that my husband is great about it now, despite having come from a household with 3 boys and a very conservative mom. But once, when he had just begun providing this service, he called from the grocery store trying to convince me to go for the super plus, because they're "plus". (He thought they were better,…

So true! The larger size looks like a skirt on me, the smaller pinches. So attractive!

I saw how bad you got piled on (by myself included) and that you don't in the end really support this. It's crap and shouldn't be legal. Are we basically treating servers like independent contractors now?

But it's not that percentage twice over, it's 3-4% of the total with tip. Allowing customers to pay with credit is a service that you offer to entice customers and therefore a cost of doing business, like rent or utilities. You can't charge your employees for that - it needs to be built into your pricing. If you can't…

Must be bum shape! And of course the expensive ones are the only ones that work!

The electrical outlet is a new one! Your kids are indeed special!

True! And each kid has a different enough shape that you have to try all kinds before finding the one for you. Ahhh I don't miss that phase at all.

I am so happy to be past that phase. My daughter pooped on the wall from her changetable frequently.

Do you pull your top up to feed or pull the neckline down? If you pull the neckline down, draped necks are awesome for having some style and tend to come in comfy jersey that's washable.

I swear that Huggies existed just to funnel my daughter's poop higher up her back.

The pill gave me sky-high blood pressure and made me look 6 months pregnant. Awesome dealing with that and the resulting gossip. Thank heavens for a husband happy with condoms. Solidarity, ladies.

Who are the wives who say, "No strippers! Just ladies you pay to take their clothes off"?

I'm with Aristotle on this one. Drunk= you should pay twice the penalty. Being drunk removes your inhibitions; it doesn't create new motivations out of nowhere.

The nurses are super-fast with cleaning it up!

I too have quickly breastfed in parking garages, praying none of my students or colleagues would go by!

Had to go to a conference while still breastfeeding. My poor friends who shared a room with me can never unsee what they saw!