archaeowl
Archaeowl
archaeowl
Now playing

It’s like every time she has the opportunity to prove she isn’t a try-hard, she one-ups herself. Hire a real actor and dancer, Tay.

Now playing

This is a complete ripoff of the Kenzo video from a couple years ago. Even some of the dance moves are the same:

It’s very Maddie Ziegler cover bandy?

I know nothing about dance but I will say that I think this modern lyrical long-limbed thing works better for her than any other Generic Pop Star choreography I’ve seen her do.

Well actually, test scores vis-à-vis the rest of the world have not gone up

Yeah, at the pace I’ve seen housekeepers going, picking up tips all over the place while cleaning must be more annoying than joy inducing. Unless you left so many stacks that it’s a life altering amount just leave your tip and note on the bed and go. Actually, even if you leave stacks make them easy to find.

And what if, after the 4th or 5th little tip-let, they start getting paranoid they’re not going to find it all?

Oprah seems kind of clueless with this escapade.

It’s degrading. Housekeeping staff are already working hard to earn a paycheck. Making them go on a treasure hunt for tips may seem “fun” to the giver but is really kinda cruel and clueless. “Oh, you’ve cleaned 20 filthy rooms and have 20+ more to go, can you find all of the tips I’ve hidden, whee!”

I agree. And, while she’s intelligent in many ways, she’s incredibly gullible. She seems to have that “Goop” mentality of “This ‘expert’ is attractive and charismatic; therefore his/her opinions/treatments must be legit!”. From Dr. Oz to “The Secret,” she’s consistently championed pseudoscience and woo-hoo on her

“I thought what if it’s all over the room? ... I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!”

Exactly. The whole “tip treasure hunt” thing just stinks of “sing for your supper, peasant.” Marie Antoinette’s like, “Damn! Wish I’d thought of that.”

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the

Caitlyn Jenner: just another selfish, rich, clueless white lady. She can go suck it with Susan Sarandon.

And every time time she picks up a thing, there’s another. And there’s another. And there’s another. So I did that. I did it all over the room. I put it under the desk. I put it in the bathroom. I put it in the roll of toilet paper. I put it in the shower. I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!

I didn’t know they made a LEGO ship-in-a-bottle. That’s cute!

Why am I seeing Calveiro is being lucky to have seen all places she got to see despite the debt she ran up?

It’s been a less than stellar couple of months but finally something fabulous coming up... my puppy’s 4th Birthday is this week! I took for her an extra special spa bath experience today. I know she doesn’t know any different, but it makes me happy to make a big deal about it. She’s consistently been the brightest

Book Club!

There will almost certainly be a historical drama made about this period in time, so I thought it might be fun to fantasy cast it. I don’t have the whole thing fleshed out, but so far I have (and I’m open to better options): Shia LaBeouf as Jared, Michael Emerson (Ben from Lost) as Eric, Dylan Baker (J. Edgar Hoover