My name is Steve. Interestingly, I am an attorney who has tried cases. For a good while, I pretended you were writing about me.

My club brothers and I, among others, use “#driveyourshit” as a common tag when we post up our cars. We live by this. We drive our shit as much as possible and even in bad weather. I drive my “classic” to work every day. I park it in the street. I take it to the grocery store. I take it into Detroit (the actual city)…

Maggie, I have to say you’re my new favorite contributor to Jalopnik.

You’re timing is off and you’re running rich, son.

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!