I am loving Luigi's death stare. The whole fracas around it has gotten at least a few people that I know that didn't care about the Wii U before to go out and actually get one. All to play Mario Kart 8 as Luigi. It's great. And hilarious, too.

Crack theory: All of the Mario games have been slowly building up to a single, overarching plot-line in which Luigi is the antagonist. Angry and hurt about being overshadowed by his brother for decades, Luigi will soon attempt to overthrow the Mushroom Kingdom himself and enact new laws in which no one is allowed to…

Wrex.

We can also press X to Jason. Really, pressing X allows us to do anything.

In other words, sounds like they're not doing a press conference this year. Sad.

OK...let's see...if I remove every other word, and then switch all the As to Es, then the title says...."Drink more Ovaltine"

I read your entire comment in this guy's voice.

The runes on the blade say "Dragon Quest" in the Germanic/Norse Elder Futhark, if anyone is wondering. The more you know!

I guess we know what the Interrupting Cow has been up to lately.

Interrupting cow wh-

Interrupting cow.

Who's there?

Knock Knock

No, no it's Thief.^^

No no. We've seen a Serge of complaints.

Obviously you'd need to shoot yourself in the face and hope that a PS4 pops out.

So, who also though about this after watching that: