I watched the video at work and accidentally let out a somewhat audible “Ha!”

I then watched it twice more just to comprehend the amount of hatred the digital Fates wrought upon you and your companion.

I can understand where Richard’s coming from, Jack. You and I (and many other readers) may understand the more symbolic interpretation of what’s happening. However, there are other Kotaku readers who may be more sensitive to such imagery, particularly if interpreted merely at surface value (gun is put to head,…

This is poi-tenant information.

AUGH! I just posted the same thing. Point given for beating me to the punch.

HTC.

"Half-Life Three" Confirmed?

EDIT: Credit given where credit's due. Looks like anomalyraven beat me to this one. Well played!

I agree with you on the number pad. But the whole controller was (at least, for me) not very ergonomic. I remember fiddling with one when the Jaguar was being demoed in a nearby Virgin Records Megastore (does anyone remember those?) with "Kasumi Ninja" in the system. It always felt a tad awkward to hold.

Just to be clear, this isn't my pic. But yes, pure Jaguar right there. Oh, the horror...

It could be worse. Way worse.

Or "No Man's (Ever Going to Finish Our) Sky".

Ah, "Chaos Legion" and that opening level's music.

Well, I'm sure he would've. Either way, well-played! :)

I'm going to hell for laughing at this, aren't I?

Yes, I know. "Teen Girl Squad", if I remember.

Standard, everyday wack?

All hail our Sith lord.

From Steam user Minty Python's review of the game:

"This is a story about throwing redshirts into a dungeon until a couple come crawling out, barely alive with a whole bunch of loot and PTSD, only to be boozed up and thrown back in.

I heard about this through a tweet from RT's account. It's devastating, to say the least.

Best Buy's website seems to be having a few issues. One of the sections affected is the 3DS page.