Our Sleep Number bed is as close to perfect as we’ve found. Previous mattresses were always either too hard or too soft, and then would degrade and hammock over time. We’ve had Sealeys, Sertas, a Westin Heavenly Bed, a Tempurpedic and one or two others and always replaced them in a couple of years (often as a warranty…

No. God no.  Why do you want dudes to get periods?  Are you nuts? 

Well, it took a loooong time for me to forgive my mom (although she kept doing things in subsequent years that brought it all back) so maybe there’s hope!  Nice talking to you--wish you the best. 

I feel for you having that strained relationship—I have it with my mother and couldn’t imagine having it with my kids (of which I have 2, one in college and one almost there). It’s gotten better over the years, but the stuff she did when I was growing up forever changed our relationship (good thing about it, though,…

This is so true. You raise them and hope that your positive influence outweighs any negative influence of a thousand other things that they encounter, but ultimately they are individuals who need to make their own choices. I am very fortunate that I have great kids who both have good heads on their shoulders and…

My daughter literally had months of colic for hours each day.  Ugh, those were horrible times. 

Unusual to hear that perspective from a mom—most of the moms I’ve ever talked to just seems to love those years—but sooo understandable. I love both of my kids to death from before they were born, but, like you, I was not a fan of the baby/toddler years either. I frequently joke with my wife saying “I know why male…

Yeah, that’ll work. 

Well, of course the D in my post was silent. :)

My guess would be “sha-bood”. But yeah, I agree... he might be the greatest slow troll ever!

Ha! Yeah, I know where you’re coming from. These kids and their fancy broadband will never know the pain of choosing x-modem only to lose a connection and have to start over when z-modem would’ve been better. :)  WWW? What’s that???

Yes, you are objectively wrong.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!  :)

This guy sounds like the inventor of the “jif”.  WE ALL KNOW IT’S GIF WITH A HARD G.  Stop trying to tell us what to do just because you’re the inventor.  LEAVE US ALONE, KEN. 

“Hmm, why did he only want to ruin the career of the woman who was just standing there and not the man who ripped her top off”

Pfft.. one handed.  You call those metal claws you have hands?  Stupid robot.  

Yeah, but you’re a dude.

Yeah, something like “What kind of closure do apologies bring for people that are victims of this type of behavior online? Can you get over this type of incident without an acknowledgment from the aggressor that it was inappropriate and shouldn’t have happened?”

God does that license plate look terrible. I hate front plates.