@wheresmyjetpack: Same here. Works like a charm for both my color LaserJet and B&W Canon laser.

@chauncy that billups: They've been doing that for YEARS. I don't know how many printers I've had that have had starter toner packages in them. Usually a half or third cartridge, if I recall.

@Pure87: Because I could leave mom a quick text saying "Just wanted to say hi Mom". This way she knows I care and vs. a phone call, it would take my mother too long to type back "Why don't you call me more often than you do? You know, I am your mother and you should call me every now and then. I could have died 3…

Sizes listed are landscape. Can you submit portrait versions at all?

@FriarNurgle: Aw hell no. I'd seen a show that showed how they do it. I'd rather not be on display like that. :)

@McKay: Hmm.. I've got it around here somewhere... let me check my pockets. Oh! here it is!

I have no desire to see my family waste money on a casket like this and think that funeral homes that push these extravagant caskets are just leeches sucking on the blood of people who are vulnerable at a time of great loss.

@somidscr21: Yeah, then theres's that. If they are able to offer grandma a lower rate tier, then it works (assuming they don't take in more money from everyone anyway and screw them like you mention).

@You: On that I won't disagree. :)

@You: I don't have answers for all of your points, but I think your flat tax analogy isn't quite right. A flat tax structure is a flat rate against income, not an "everyone pays the same amount" type of deal.

@Arken: I take it you never saw the actual episode? Read the synopsis:

@Arken: What kind of world where ugliness is the norm and beauty the deviation from that norm? You want an answer? The answer is, it doesn't make any difference. Because the old saying happens to be true: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, in this year or a hundred years hence, on this planet or wherever there is…

@Nutty Mac: I see a Hitler video coming out of this.

@HeXeY: Dunno. The Phonofone III of Eli sounds kind of catchy.

@Rick Lyon: Hacked to include VoiceOver. Good point though. :)

@Almightywhacko: If he dumped that book it might.

@Almightywhacko: But how will you listen to your iPod at your post-apocalypse party? Eli had a hard enough time just getting his iPod recharged without having to run a stereo. You got any skills to barter for some juice?

It looks like the guys in the frozen Optimus Prime article above this one are in the process of chopping off a testicle and here it is...nicely hung on a tree for Christmas!

@Saturn666: Depends on the wine. Most are meant to be consumed within a few years of release. Some actually within 5 or 6 months.

Hahahaha *snort*