@brijazz: I wouldn't go that far. :)

@Graysmith: They don't JUST use magic.

@The Lab: Seriously. If you're ass isn't actually waiting in line, then you're not in line and people can't save your place.

@pchagoya: Great! Glad I could help!

@Mike Thrane: So what your saying is that Milli is on the left and Vanilli is on the right? Hrmpf. I always thought it was the other way around.

@Fuzzy Logic: Yep, you're absolutely right and I should have asked for one there too. OMG! Ponies post didn't sound like a crazy man's blathering like the other did. But I guess it could have just been made up as well. :)

@Boomdiggity!: That was the exact reaction a TSA agent had when I asked for a patdown! Of course she was holding a handheld metal detector wand instead of a brush.

@cafields8675309: Do You Have A Source You Can Provide Mr. CapitalizesEachWord?

For once I wish I could recapture the feeling of joy and just plain awesomeness that Legos used to bring. The "oh my gosh I'm really having a space battle right now" type feeling that the adult imagination is no longer able to recreate.

@Joos1986: Yeah, when they cauterize the tubes shut in addition to stitching them. Really wasn't that bad since you're all numbed up. Just didn't expect it.

@Vanderhuge: Modern day take on the Seinfeld "shrinkage" episode.

@YourSaltyPinkDeathNuts: I gave him a heart for it. At least that's something. :)

@Dominic Corona: Gotta put back the span in your spandex. :)

@Platypus Man: I can understand that it is for some folks, but personally I could care less (and have been through the scanner a number of times (well, that is if there's no real health risk).

@simoncarpenter21: Not that I would *EVER* really do this, but I always thought it'd be humorous to cut out the shape of a gun from tin foil and stick it inside someone's book. :D

@MifuneT: I'm right there with you guys. First thing I thought of.

@ripfire: I thought the same thing at first but these uranium seats are giving me a rash. :)

@pchagoya: I used ths: