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Ahhhh this is great. I’m getting married in 9 days (yay!) and did not push hard enough for my original idea of a 30-person Napa Wine Train wedding (someone please steal this idea), so we are having a full-blown shindig. It’s a lot. Managing family expectations, trying to make sure out-of-town guests have a fabulous

So... this is awful and creepy and I feel so sad for this woman and her family, especially her daughter and mom. However, I am glad that stories like this have been covered by Jezebel lately. I live in Austin where Haruka Weiser was just murdered, and really felt like it was a safer town than it is. It’s so easy to

I so badly want to know the apartment complex. I went on a few dates with the property manager of one of the Riverside complexes and he seemed to be pretty ineffective at his job (and screwed with my head).

True story. I just have always loved print magazines (Time, etc. are great but thinking more relaxation-appropriate ones). I’ve switched to Bon Appetit and Food & Wine and get the other stuff I seek (fashion, makeup, articles on sex) from the interwebs.

I get that. I mean no one writes articles that are like “Cara Delevigne, stick figure shaped model, said...” I feel like describing people’s size/shape is lazy writing. The English language has a LOT more adjectives that can be attributed to someone’s personality, intellect, etc.

I did a thesis on Glamour’s “Oh. Wow. These Bodies are Beautiful.” (which followed their infamous photo of the belly roll of model Lizzie Miller) from 2009 and it’s sad to me that 7 years later they’re still focusing on the same shit. While I am all for body positivity, my disappointment in articles like this is

Ryan’s NOT all that good looking when compared to like, Zac Efron (love him or hate him, he has a nice and symmetrical face), but he does have mad sex appeal. I feel the same way about JGL. But not about Bradley Cooper who is ugly.

The Weeknd has catchy songs and all but I truly don’t get the hair. It reminds me of a cartoon.

I want to donate, because this is funny, but having read “Freedom,” I’m afraid it would be best to spare this woman.

Is it just me or did Mark and Sunrise seem super coked out?

Are there any doctors who go by the name Dr. [First Name] who are not douchebags??? Dr. Phil... Dr. Dre...

Agreed. At the end of the day she’s trying to sell records and now Tidal subscriptions.

What’s even more rude is I’m going to Miami for work this weekend and the forecast is in the low 60s :( I’d love this if I still lived in the north, but I’m in Austin where it is exactly the same.

I am a 32D and tried on the Miracle bra for kicks once; it was FRIGHTENING. There are 2 entire extra boobs in there.

I got “Donk” by Soulja Boy, “Da Dip” by Freak Nasty, which I did a cheerleading routine to in 7th grade (why?), “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy (a song which I try to forget exists) and “Sexy Can I” by Kim K’s sex tape partner. I listen to a lot of hip hop, but like, not this shitty kind of hip hop. Spotify Discover is a

Not that it would have made a difference here because he had no priors, but it makes me mad that Uber gets so worked up about background checks. They are freaking out in Austin because they said the city council is making it “impossible for people to get home safely.” I read through the long-ass council meeting

Can I nominate Jonathan Franzen? Fuckboying since he dissed Oprah over a decade ago.

My coworker teared up a little when it changed colors before her eyes, she was so disturbed by her vision. I felt really inquisitive and dug myself into a philosophical hole way over my head by wondering, as many have, whether NOTHING is constant. Like what if what I think of as green others call “red”? Everything is

Ugh. I know some high school classmates of mine (though I was not a Muskie—is that like a muskrat?) who would, and likely have, done things like this. What a sad and lonely life they must lead to feel the need to ridicule others like this. I bet you’re right about what prompted the post (they saw your engagement

When I was like 8 I changed my name to Stephanie for a few weeks and forced my family to only call me by the new name. I even got a letter from my (local) grandmother addressed to Stephanie LastName. Pretty sure I was inspired by this vid in particular <3