The Australian officials said ‘It’s a fair dinkum cobber,we’ll bae snookin ur tucker out bae the billabong’.Then Ayers Rock grew to the size of a cosmic dingos butthole,we all fall over the event horizon into one of Peter Thiels Vampiric Gawker inspired sex dreams.

Yeah..........No.

Did you see the ghastly specimen on Roma Downeys head in The Bible?This was its obvious progeny.

Timofy are you the only damsel manning the fort?

Life as the grey ghost of doom

Lindsey Graham's index finger.

My syphallitic tapeworm.

The Big Bang.

Well,well Timothy,you finally achieved your goal.

Godspell.He looks like the mall version of a Harley riding Messiahic,Apollo.A syphallitic one non the less,yet what a way to putrify into dementia?His eyes won’t eat your soul but they’re coming for your Totinos(trademark)pizza bagels,Jeahhhhhh!

I need to see this guys long form birth certificate.

Ahh,the olympics giving me all the controvosey my flesh needs.

Why won’t you percolating,caffeine swilling monsters allow Mack Wheldon pantaloons of death breathe?With your bamboo mesh baskets and 69 psi per 2 milligrams per Square inch of hoodoo.Iced coffee causes abortions.

Why won’t you percolating,caffeine swilling monsters allow Mack Wheldon pantaloons of death breathe?With your bamboo…

What happened to those high falutin Mack Wheldon undergarments?Why is the discussion about their moisture wicking fabric taboo.Unitvizionic has begun the purge damn.

What happened to those high falutin Mack Wheldon undergarments?Why is the discussion about their moisture wicking…

I’m a douche bro,my friends agree.Look my hairs normal again give me a gold medal bitches,Jeahhhhhh!

Now I need some Moqueca slathered over a CurryWurst,but I'll contend with some mushy peas over a Hovis slice.

I like ‘The Magic’ of Sunday night football,Espicially when my team disappears amidst a puff of smoke in the fourth quarter.

Phew,I’m sure the Germanz are relieved.After the thrashing they gave Brazil in the World Cup.Its better to be safe than sorry.I hear there are bandits dressed as coppers going around Rio robbing Olympic athletes at gunpoint.The Germanz better be careful.

I wrote a ditty about the jets

Forget about the weight someone get that murderous weasel off her head.